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  1. 07-25-2003, 07:53 AM #1
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    Congrats LPM!

    That must have been some bottle of vodka, lol!
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  2. 07-25-2003, 08:02 AM #2
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    For those of you who had no idea what this meant, it's from the news page today:
    Y'all go have a day, a weekend, and remember that after a good bottle of vodka and some friendly conversation, you might just knock up your wife.

    I know I did. Yes, that's a hint.

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  3. 07-25-2003, 08:50 AM #3
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    What's LPM hitting his wife for?
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  4. 07-25-2003, 09:03 AM #4
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    Congrats
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  5. 07-25-2003, 09:08 AM #5
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    I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!






    j/k
    Congrats, LPM!
    Shall we buy a new guitar?
    Shall we drive a more powerful car?
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  6. 07-25-2003, 10:12 AM #6
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    congrats LPM.

    the lpm spawns will be controlling the world in no time
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  7. 07-25-2003, 10:13 AM #7
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    haha

    Congrats LPM! I got that from your post the other day but figured I would wait til you came out and admitted it.
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  8. 07-25-2003, 10:23 AM #8
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    congrats
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  9. 07-25-2003, 10:59 AM #9
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  10. 07-25-2003, 11:59 AM #10
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    Thank you, thank you. What can I say, even unintended blessings can be nice ones.
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  11. 07-25-2003, 01:12 PM #11
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    so all it takes is a bottle of vodka to sleep with your wife? what do you prefer? Stoli? Skyy? or just some generic brands?

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  12. 07-25-2003, 01:32 PM #12
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    hahaha

    roflmao @ Nija
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    Congratulations
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  14. 07-25-2003, 02:03 PM #14
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    Congratulations....and why would he have to sheath it now...the damage is done!
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    Originally posted by DarkFury

    Well... I was lookin' at moreso down the road to prevent a 3rd blessing...
    well to prevent that, you just need to keep lpm from drinkin'

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  16. 07-25-2003, 02:27 PM #16
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    That ain't happening.

    As to the bottle, it wasn't any crappy generic junk. It was Kremlyovskaya triple distilled, one of the best damn vodkas on the planet. Costs a little more, but you get free babies out of the deal.
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  17. 07-25-2003, 03:03 PM #17
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    Originally posted by LPMiller
    That ain't happening.

    As to the bottle, it wasn't any crappy generic junk. It was Kremlyovskaya triple distilled, one of the best damn vodkas on the planet. Costs a little more, but you get free babies out of the deal.

    costs "a little more"??? Don't they say it costs like 200K to raise a kid? ohh well, i love kids. Congrats!
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  18. 07-25-2003, 04:57 PM #18
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    Originally posted by topane
    I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!




    and i'm the father..........turnabout is fair play....



    congrats LPM - i swear there's something in the water round here lately.
    i have become comfortably numb......
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  19. 07-25-2003, 05:15 PM #19
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  20. 07-26-2003, 12:40 AM #20
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    Originally posted by Dave_7





    ROFLMAO.
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
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  21. 07-26-2003, 06:25 PM #21
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  22. 07-26-2003, 09:31 PM #22
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    Very nice, very nice! Congratulations!


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  23. 07-26-2003, 11:31 PM #23
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    Quality post there, Dave!
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