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    8 Questions That Freak Men Out

    1 - The post-coital "What are you thinking?" Until you asked that question, he was probably thinking about how great the sex was. Once you utter that phrase, however, he immediately begins thinking about the two kids and 3-car garage you want.

    2 - "Where is our relationship going?" You have a right to ask this question. But only sometimes and only in certain situations. These situations do not include right after sex, before bed, after drinking too much or first thing in the morning.

    3 - "Do you love me?" If he's said it, then you should know your answer. Same goes if he hasn't said it.

    4 - "Am I fat?" Regardless of how he answers, he knows you're not going to believe him and ask a series of follow up questions. Instead, refer all fat questions to your girlfriends, who know instinctually how to assuage your insecurities.

    5 - "How many times have you had sex?" The question you should ask is about his sexual health - you have a right to know about any STDs. But the specifics of his sexual history are private. And you'll rarely get the truth anyway. He doesn't want the number to be too low, or too high. So he'll lie.

    6 - "Do you want to meet my parents?" Of course he doesn't want to meet them - they'll give him the hairy eyeball because he's sleeping with their daughter. It might be better to say, "My parents are meeting us for dinner Friday."

    7 - "What should we do for Valentine's Day?" This one Hallmark holiday always scares the daylights out of men. Help the poor guy out. Just handle the plans yourself.

    8 - "How much do you weigh?" Men are sensitive about their weight just like women are.

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    i think those are 8 Questions that Freak Women Out
    too

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    Originally posted by chosenfool
    hey! where the "how long is your penis?" question?

    that freaks out guys even more.
    No, the "How come your penis is smaller than other guys I have slept with?" is a question that would make a guy just get up and leave.
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    Wow, that's an a$$hole way to do things.
    You are an a$$hole

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    Originally posted by look_ma


    No, the "How come your penis is smaller than other guys I have slept with?" is a question that would make a guy just get up and leave.
    Get up and leave whilst crying that is....
    "I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane
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    wow, You guys sound like you speak from experience, how many times have you heard that?

    But i'd think that would be better than
    - straight up silent shock
    - chuckle
    - "but its cute!"
    - "is it in yet?"

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    well there a 'lots of other places to do it besides bed

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    Re: 8 Questions That Freak Men Out

    1 - "What are you thinking?"
    Answer) Bitch if I wanted you to know I'd be talking.

    2 - "Where is our relationship going?"
    Answer) We're not going anywhere until you finish making me some dinner. Now snap to it.

    3 - "Do you love me?"
    Answer) Quote Snoop: "I do not love the hos"

    4 - "Am I fat?"
    Answer) They have scales at the gym. You know that if you ever went. Now get your fat ass over there.

    5 - "How many times have you had sex?"
    Answer) When this week?

    6 - "Do you want to meet my parents?"
    Answer) Why would I ever want to meet those freaks?

    7 - "What should we do for Valentine's Day?"
    Answer) Booty Time!

    8 - "How much do you weigh?"
    Answer) That's right I'm fat. It is just more of me to love baby.
    :monkey:

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    you forgot to finish that off Merly with
    "ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oy oy oy!"
    Last edited by nickelback; 07-28-2003 at 11:50 AM.

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    8 questions that freak men out

    Doesn't freak me out

    Originally posted by chosenfool
    hey! where the "how long is your penis?" question?

    that freaks out guys even more.
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    I hate the Question "Why do you love me?"

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    I hate the question

    "Is there anything you would change about me?"

    Being a dumbass, I answered that once with an ex gf. It ended up being a shopping list of things. Some reason, I knew it was bad but I couldnt stop. Needless to say, our relationship after that point was going to go nowhere.

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