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    Talking a guy excapes from prison...

    A man escapes from a prison where he had been for 15 years.
    As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
    on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
    complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
    This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
    Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
    whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

    Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
    say "hi" to lumbergh for me

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    he should go borrow nija's k-jelly

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    Originally posted by tweeteresa
    he should go borrow nija's k-jelly


    that should be nija's super powers....the KY guy




    i have become comfortably numb......

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    Nice, mojo, you sick perv... nice.
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    funny

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    *lol* What a great way to keep me awake and focused at work. ^.^

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    That's mighty funny!
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    hahah very nice...beats the star trek joke!

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    haha

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    Originally posted by chosenfool
    KY IS YOUR FRIEND!
    astroglide is less oily..

    but they both taste the same....


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