Apex is being held in a government clone facility on another world being run in close cooperation with space aliens who want everyone to get crummy deals so we'll be forced to use their deals planet.
The nefarious aliens met to put their sinister scheme into motion:
The aliens came along, distracted Apex with their fine gold saucer {because Apex is easily distracted by shiny things} and kidnapped Apex!
The last thing poor Apex saw before being cloned.
The Apex clone came back and slowly but surely began pimping the Aliens deals planet more and more:
People were helpless to resist the aliens underlying sublimal message:
: "We have bad deals and you must love them"
And behind it all was TheCorp laughing as his evil plan came into existance. You see TheCorp needs money to pay for another pair of breasts for his space alien wench:
Blame TheCorp for Apex's disappearence. We're on to you Corp. You won't get away with your wicked plan!
[Edited by sbp on 01-02-2001 at 12:52 PM]
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Which it doesn't.
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