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    Seriously?

    OK, I'm generally not one to get involved in religous debate, since people will believe what they want to, and there's not much point in trying to convince them otherwise.

    However, when I saw this site, I had to share it with everyone. My initial thought was that it was a parody site making fun of creationists, but upon closer examiniation, it seemd that this is an actual event.

    I'm sure many of the entrants into this fair put a lot of time & effort into thier projects, and some wouldn't be out of place at any other science fair.

    However, many entries are obviously the kids efforts at 'proving' things that are faith based. Entries such as "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)", "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" and "Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?" all seem to be projects that prove nothing more than the student's faith that these things are true. Good exercise for a religious school, but not much science there. (Although I'd be interested to read Pokemon's proof!)

    The one that really takes the cake, though, is the 2nd place winner for the middle school entrants, "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

    Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
    Do they seriously teach that in the Baptist church - that women aren't meant to do anything except procreate & serve men?

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    It's a parody . Check out the Members page. Dr. Paley has a degree in Theobiology? Another one "enjoys vexillology and can signal Bible passages from memory in fluent semaphore."
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    i had to look at a few pages but i'm quite sure that it is a rather well-constructed parody.


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    Originally posted by topane
    It's a parody . Check out the Members page. Dr. Paley has a degree in Theobiology? Another one "enjoys vexillology and can signal Bible passages from memory in fluent semaphore."

    from a link on the members page...Zounds!


    edit: just found this little tidbit on the zounds page:

    Rapture Rave" at the Wilthrope Grange, third Friday of every month. Starts at 10:00PM. Stay late, pray great! (Glow stick crosses available at the door.)
    yeah, pretty much we missed the boat on that one. but it's still here. get you some.

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    Baptists are funky.

    I grew up Baptist and during junior high, when the preacher preached on the evils of GIRL SCOUTS (which I was a member of and my mom was the leader of), we changed churches. LOL

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    Originally posted by Jenny
    Baptists are funky.

    I grew up Baptist and during junior high, when the preacher preached on the evils of GIRL SCOUTS (which I was a member of and my mom was the leader of), we changed churches. LOL
    Girl Scouts ARE evil! Have you ever said "no" when they try to sell you cookies?
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    Originally posted by topane
    Girl Scouts ARE evil! Have you ever said "no" when they try to sell you cookies?


    hell yeah... i mean when i was a younger lad.. i got kicked out of boy scouts for eating a brownie....


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    Its not those telemarketers you have to be afraid of but those damn girl scouts.

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    Originally posted by topane
    Girl Scouts ARE evil! Have you ever said "no" when they try to sell you cookies?
    You are a brave, brave man or kinda stupid . Say no to a girl scout selling cookies. That's just asking for trouble.

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    Originally posted by Apex


    You are a brave, brave man or kinda stupid . Say no to a girl scout selling cookies. That's just asking for trouble.
    I was accosted by girl scouts once while coming out of a grocery store. I was really trying to lose weight and didn't want to buy any. They asked me, I politely said "No thank you" and one of the moms muttered something about not helping out these poor scouts or something. I told her I was diabetic. You should have seen the look on her face .
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    Originally posted by topane
    I told her I was diabetic. You should have seen the look on her face .
    ROFLMAO that's hilarious...

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    Originally posted by Apex


    You are a brave, brave man or kinda stupid . Say no to a girl scout selling cookies. That's just asking for trouble.
    hahaha So true!

    When I was in 4th grade, I sold 496 boxes. omg, delivering that stuff was a pain in the ass!
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    Originally posted by Nija
    hell yeah... i mean when i was a younger lad.. i got kicked out of boy scouts for eating a brownie....
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    Originally posted by topane
    It's a parody . Check out the Members page. Dr. Paley has a degree in Theobiology? Another one "enjoys vexillology and can signal Bible passages from memory in fluent semaphore."
    *whew*

    Thanks... glad to know that. Someone sure spent a lot of time on this one!

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