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    "Fired Fair Employee Strips, Hit by Train"

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    This kids...is why we just say no to drugs.

    "MONROE, Wash. (AP) -- A 24-year-old man who led Snohomish County sheriff's deputies on a bizarre chase through the Evergreen State Fair on was seriously hurt when he tried to jump aboard a moving train.

    The man, a fair employee, was seen on the midway Tuesday smoking "an unknown narcotic" from a glass pipe, sheriff's spokeswoman Jan Jorgensen said. He was fired on the spot.

    The man attempted to steal money from another carnival worker, then went to a women's restroom, where he exposed himself, Jorgensen said.

    When deputies arrived, the man put on his pants, took off his shirt, and fled through a window in one of the restroom's stalls.

    He groped women as he ran, then scaled a chain-link fence to U.S. 2, where he attempted to steal a car from a woman.

    When that failed, he ran across the highway to a train and tried to jump aboard, even though it was traveling about 45 miles per hour, Jorgensen said.

    He was knocked back by the train, and was airlifted to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle with multiple fractures. He was reported in serious condition Tuesday night.

    When he's released, Jorgensen said, he'll likely be charged with indecent liberties and attempted robbery."
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    What's Da Pho*? bachviet's Avatar
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    Another "smart" criminal...

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    Originally posted by bachviet
    Another "smart" criminal...
    why the quotation marks?
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    that is the funniest thing i've read all day!
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    Well, if you're gonna try out for "Cops" that's how I'd do it!
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