cool: cologne tester for sale (or how to smell like an expensive french MANwhore)

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Originally posted by chosenfool
so i ran out of my favorite cologne. im thinkin, i cant go out without my man-stink all over me! so i went online and decided to buy there instead of paying full price at the mall.
well, i found a store that actually sells those testers that you see in displays when you go to a regular perfume counter. im like, man! talk about selling what those perfume companies are giving away for free... shady and avaricious and greedy of them...I LIKE IT!
they were selling the testers just a few dollars less than the actul product, so i got those instead.
thing with testers is that 1)theyre cheaper for the same size as the actual product, and 2) they are made A LOT MORE concentrated than the actual product, so those that DO try them at the mall perfume counters can have the scent last THE WHOLE DAY, making it seem like the bottle they get off the shelf will have the same effect (which of course is less concentrated, and of course doesnt last as long). just spritz a little and youre good for the rest of the day (and night and overnight...).

anyways, i learned this little tip-and-trick-of-the-trade from the Institute of French Manwhore.

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[i]anyways, i learned this little tip-and-trick-of-the-trade from the Institute of French Manwhore.
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I got kicked out. They said my man-gina wasn't good enough.

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Originally posted by brain


I got kicked out. They said my man-gina wasn't good enough.

What about your breasticals?

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