My network?

[Fuz]

Leon, I'm not sure if I should be asking this sort of question in a public forum...but I need to know. Is my Hub cheating on me? It says that it loves me but I constantly find it coming home late and it never seems to look at me in that loving way anymore. The only answer I ever get is "I was working late" or "I was out". What should I do?

[Leon]

Let me consult with my network cards... Om...om...om....

I feel you have a cheap hub. As you all know, the problem with cheap hubs is unreliability, gets hot easy, and always feels the need to see other RJ-45 plugs.

Ditch this relationship... Start hanging out with routers and switches. Ones named Cisco are more faithful. BUT don't get ones named 2600 or over. They have expensive tastes and are sometimes high maintenance.

[sbp]

BWAHAAHAA

[Leon]

Oh, I forgot to add that Cisco's can be mounted to a rack... That means they ain't going nowhere, whether they want to or not.

[Fuz]

I just ordered a cisco router from Russian-Ciscos.com. I was going to order a Russian bride, but I'm afraid of commitments. The router was just so much cuter than that large woman named Olga too.

I don't know about all that rack mounting stuff, I've never really been into S&M before. But maybe it wont mind.