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    Merlin

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    clean out your inbox
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    Re: Merlin

    Originally posted by nickelback
    *taps fingers*
    clean our your inbox
    IT'S FULL
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.


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    Talking fresh, clean feeling

    I cleared out my pm's today and am down to 0.

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    does it feel just like taking a good shiit?

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    Actually I just douched my PM's - now I have that fresh feeling too

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    We were talkign about ignorant urban legends in my sociology class yesterday and the professor told us that when she was in middle school the rumor was that if you douched with coca cola after sex you wouldn't get pregnant. The class collectively made a "eww" and then was dead silent. It was one of the more hilarious moments of the day.

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    Yet another thread that has gone horribly wrong. As the person whom it is named after, I hereby declare it dead. Post no more. Go about your business there is nothing to see here.
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    Originally posted by Cantacuzene
    We were talkign about ignorant urban legends in my sociology class yesterday and the professor told us that when she was in middle school the rumor was that if you douched with coca cola after sex you wouldn't get pregnant. The class collectively made a "eww" and then was dead silent. It was one of the more hilarious moments of the day.
    i heard that in high school. i thought it was an intresting concept

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    Originally posted by Cantacuzene
    We were talkign about ignorant urban legends in my sociology class yesterday and the professor told us that when she was in middle school the rumor was that if you douched with coca cola after sex you wouldn't get pregnant. The class collectively made a "eww" and then was dead silent. It was one of the more hilarious moments of the day.
    I remember reading about 15 years ago about a study into this exact same topic. They had a group of sexually active women douche with coca-cola after sex to prevent pregnancy - it had something like 80% success. They theorized that it's success was due to the acidity of coca-cola (the little guys like the pH around 7). The magazine where I read this then joked about how they should check into if coca cola classic or the new coke was used (that's how old it was).
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.


    -old Inuit song

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    Originally posted by Merlin
    Yet another thread that has gone horribly wrong. As the person whom it is named after, I hereby declare it dead. Post no more. Go about your business there is nothing to see here.






    Yeah.


    Right.
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.


    -old Inuit song

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    does it work with diet?

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    How has this thread not died?
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    how about vanilla coke?
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    I've heard dr. pepper works wonders... and you can even sample it afterwards, for a refreshing new taste


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    Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper.

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    Originally posted by Nija
    I've heard dr. pepper works wonders... and you can even sample it afterwards, for a refreshing new taste

    If I remember from the study (it's been a while) the next couse of action was to investigate the effectiveness of other acidic colas and diet colas to see what the impact was of the sugar that is so prevalent in most sodas.

    The key thing is to maintain the acidic environment and carbonated sodas do that quite well. The whole vinegar and water thing is quite bad though since it kills most of the benficial bacteria inside and can lead to PID.

    Also, I would wonder about the carbonation - since dissolved CO2 gas would be liberated from the cola being warmed up inside, wouldn't that lead to significant queefing?
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.


    -old Inuit song

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    Originally posted by Merlin
    How has this thread not died?
    Why should it die? This is a fascinating topic that must be explored and discussed!
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.


    -old Inuit song

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    Originally posted by Kevster

    Also, I would wonder about the carbonation - since dissolved CO2 gas would be liberated from the cola being warmed up inside, wouldn't that lead to significant queefing?
    then women could walk around and enjoy the love that is...
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    hey cheapbast@rd

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    Originally posted by nickelback
    hey cheapbast@rd

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    lol. done.
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    Originally posted by cheapbast@rd


    lol. done.
    It's nice to get that fresh feeling, isn't it?
    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.


    -old Inuit song

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    Originally posted by Kevster


    It's nice to get that fresh feeling, isn't it?
    sort of like the refreshing taste of coke, eh?

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    Originally posted by Cantacuzene
    We were talkign about ignorant urban legends in my sociology class yesterday and the professor told us that when she was in middle school the rumor was that if you douched with coca cola after sex you wouldn't get pregnant. The class collectively made a "eww" and then was dead silent. It was one of the more hilarious moments of the day.
    Our teacher used Sprite as an example not Coke. Maybe the lemon flavor adds a bit to the pH.

    Our class was laughing, and some of guys in back were talking how it would make going down much more enjoyable. Enjoy Coca-Cola.
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    I decided to go search for this real quick and look at what I found

    ...
    The use of soft drinks as a postcoital douche is frequently suggested as a folk remedy to prevent pregnancy after unprotected sex, but is not effective since sperm enter the cervix within seconds after ejaculation. A study of seven men in Nigeria examined the effects of four different types of soft drinks on in vitro motility of sperm. The study found that one brand of drink, Krest bitter lemon, immobilized all sperm within one minute. The study did not, however, explore microbicidal effects.15 A study conducted in the United States investigated the spermicidal effects of Coca-Cola and found that different formulations of the soft drink did reduce sperm motility.16 A separate study of cola drinks found little effect on sperm motility. Researchers suggested the introduction of these liquids into the vagina might cause infection.17

    Some researchers suggest that a microbicidal postcoital douche might be more culturally acceptable than condoms, which require negotiation between partners. A postcoital douche of tea or beer, which has a low pH, or sour milk, which contains lactobacilli that result in low pH levels, might offer protection against STDs, including AIDS, researchers suggest.
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    I think over again
    My small adventures, my fears.
    The small ones that seemed so big,
    For all the vital things I had to get and to reach.

    And yet there is only one great thing, the only thing:

    To live to see the great day that dawns,
    And the light that fills the world.


    -old Inuit song

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    Damn you all. Damn you all to Hell! :monkey:
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    Planet of the Apes reference?

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    Originally posted by Merlin
    How has this thread not died?

    George: Yeah. Not only that, this is what she said to me, "Can we change the subject?"
    Jerry: See, now that I don't care for.
    George: Right. I mean, we're on a subject. Why does it have to be changed?
    Jerry: It should resolve of its own volition.
    George: That's exactly what I said, except I used the word "momentum".
    Jerry: Momentum - same thing.
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    this will be the thread about nothing and last for 9+ years

    I'm soo glad I'll be a small part of it *sniffle*

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    When its my child support dollars for 18 years, I'm not going to risk it on Coke.

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    Originally posted by Cantacuzene
    When its my child support dollars for 18 years, I'm not going to risk it on Coke.
    maybe you should stop doing drugs then...

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