Worse hicky situation... she bit me!

[ski]

At a party Friday night, we were all gettin a little innebriated, and while sitting on a couch with some other people, the girl next to me thought it would be funny to bite my neck (we were watching a movie with vampires... drunk people don't think ).

It hurt! I think she latched onto me for about 2-3 seconds, which isn't really enough to get a hickey, and a hickey is usually red, right? Yow, it was painful... I didn't think anything about it until I woke up the next morning and saw BLACK marks! That picture was right when woke up, and they got really dark yesterday Today I think it lightened up, but I'm meeting a lot of new people tomorrow on my business trip and it doesn't look like a hickey as much as someone smeared coal on my neck! Anything I can do besides icing it?

EDIT: Would the cold spoon method apply still? I don't know if there's a difference between the irritation of a hickey and dark bruising of contact

[Merlin]

Originally posted by skiAtomic

Pencilneck

Don't sweat it. It is a bruise. If anyone asks, they won't, just say you got it working out.

[ski]

how'd i get it working out? did I roll over onto something? i just want something quick i can fire out if need be

i don't want to get into telling them about how vampire porno movie was on at the time and we were all drinking

[tweeteresa]

make-up

[cheapie]

Originally posted by skiAtomic
how'd i get it working out? did I roll over onto something? i just want something quick i can fire out if need be

i don't want to get into telling them about how vampire porno movie was on at the time and we were all drinking

i wouldn't try that one. with a pencil-neck like that, no one will believe you were working out. jk.

dude, it totally looks like a hickey. there's no way around it. i would try getting some makeup to hide it. that's your only solution. or a turtleneck.

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by chosenfool
ok, off topic:

we all know she bit you, but did you bite back?

And where?

[xsiled2]

wear the hoody up... problem solved

as for the biz trip, the uni-bomber look really makes people want to sign stuff... or you bomb them...

[ski]

Originally posted by chosenfool
ok, off topic:

we all know she bit you, but did you bite back?

you're right, I will admit that...

I got her in the same place, but her "wound" wasn't that big or dark... that girl has got one strong mouth/jaw!

<insert joke of choice here>

I'm taking this ice pack with me... all I'm doing is updating firmware I think, so it's me and a few computer terminals and who knows how many co-workers. We'll see And this might be my last post for a week or two... so have a good week everyone DON'T GET BIT/HICKIED!

[ski]

Originally posted by Ladogaboy


And where?

Complete honesty? I had too much to drink that I couldn't/had no desire to make any other efforts... but she on the other hand...

I do not tell any more! ...until I hear some of y'alls stories!

[cheapchinese]

use a bandaid and disguise it

but man...thats a tree

"turtle neck"

[nickel]

aw c'mon stop picking on his neck length.

but i gotta say that girl shouldn't have bit you like that. it is one thing to gently bite during the peak of passion, but she sounds kinda immature to just try and take a chunk outta you like that.

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by nickelback
it is one thing to gently bite during the peak of passion,

How come no one ever does that to me?

[mcs328]

Band-aid and say some pet of yours bit/scratched you like a cat or dog.

[ufcrusher]

You tried to rescue an animal out in the hurricane and it scratched your neck/bit you a bit. Story solved.

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by chosenfool


mebbe if ya scrubbed that gunk off yer neck...

But you said you liked the salty flavor last time. Or was that just pillow talk?

[oblongmelon]

have someone punch you in the face till it bruises-then you can make up whatever story you like.

[ski]

Originally posted by Yossarian

w00t! go camerobabe!

noooo, it was someone from here in VA!

and i was craning my neck anywho to get a good shot of it, i woke up a little tipsy anywho so i didn't care much if you want any other pixxx to see my neck size, just a/s/l me (kidding)

no one mentioned anything yet on my trip... it's all gravy -- speaking of gravy, my bruise is now brown!