Drag Queens are EVIL

**oblongmelon** · 10-10-2003, 09:54 PM

I was kidnapped by co-workers tonight and taken to a Drag Queen Show..
I was amazed by how beautiful some of these guys actually looked..then Dominique Hardbody came on stage-with a face that could stop a clock and a voice that sounded like James Earl Jones. I was laughing so hard I was crying..the majority of them looked like some of my cousins on a bad hair day. TWo of the queens were a bit on the large side (OK HUGE) and one forgot to shave the back part of his legs.. One idiotin the audience kept running up on stage for a hug..it was wierd. Oh yeh, and in the audience-two very fat, very underdressed midgets. (one had a service dog with her)..as if it wasn't noticeable enough that they were midgets-one of them wore a halter top and white sparkly pants...the rest of the room was filled with gay guys who felt the need to keep throwing ice down each others shirts..it was just wrong in oh so many ways.

**DankNstickY** · 10-10-2003, 11:12 PM

umm, "kidnapped" eh?

did u see spigidygak there?

edit: fark u spigs and ur editing power

**cheapchinese** · 10-11-2003, 06:02 AM

i once saw a midget wearing a really tall top hat trying to make up for his height, i felt bad afterwards that i laughed so hard when he walked by me. :p