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    Rear Admiral Lower Half The Happy Squirrel's Avatar
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    dumb jokes

    In a group of potatoes, how do you know which one is the slut?
    The one who jumps up and yells Idaho.

    Why is it so windy in a baseball stadium?
    Because of all the fans.
    hehe
    Lion face / lemon face!

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    oHai!

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    Originally posted by Leebo
    stay low... keep moving...

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    Re: dumb jokes

    Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel
    In a group of potatoes, how do you know which one is the slut?
    The one who jumps up and yells Idaho.
    why does it have to jump up?

    why was the vampire not hungry at the baseball game?

    cause he was a full count!


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    Re: Re: dumb jokes

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    Re: Re: dumb jokes

    Originally posted by RoniMan

    why was the vampire not hungry at the baseball game?

    cause he was a full count!


    awwww man that was bad


    what did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

    "Wasabi!"


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    hella corny jokes but u guys got me laughing.

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    Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

    One muffin looks over to the other and say, "It's hot as hell in here!"

    The other muffin says, "HOLY S#!T! It's a talking muffin!"

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    Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
    Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

    One muffin looks over to the other and say, "It's hot as hell in here!"

    The other muffin says, "HOLY S#!T! It's a talking muffin!"


    couldn't help but laugh though...
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