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    Saturday, 5pm

    [customer]Hey dude, your server is down.

    [me]huh, what do you mean down?

    [customer]it isn't authenticating.

    [me]...ok, i'll figure it out...(drive to office)ho hum...gee, that smells funny. I hope it isn't bad.

    *sniff*my server is all melted*sniff*

    find replacment server at 6pm on Saturday...Yeah right...steal computer components from friends and download linux and build computer and burn cd and install linux and configure mail/dns/apache/vdomains/copy user files onto new server.

    Sunday, 7:02am

    Realize that I am done and my brain is now functioning at 2% capacity. Time to wake up for church in 45 minutes....

    Fuz

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    Red face

    That sucks beyond words.

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    Cool

    I have a tape backup you may be interested in..... ;-)

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    can drives even DO that?

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    melted?!

    Oh man that must suck...

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    Actually, the drives were fine. It seems that the power supply fan stopped spinning and the power supply got too hot. This caused the rest of the computer to get to hot and now the cpu/mobo are toasted along with the power supply. I might be able to salvage some of the other parts though.

    Fuz

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fuz:
    This caused the rest of the computer to get to hot and now the cpu/mobo are toasted along with the power supply. I might be able to salvage some of the other parts though.

    Fuz

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    Actually, you could salvage the mobo if you had some jam. Grape or strawberry anyone?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jenny:

    Actually, you could salvage the mobo if you had some jam. Grape or strawberry anyone?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I prefer rasberry


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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Reverend Evil:
    I prefer rasberry

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    :British accent: "call it fruit, but dont DARE call it Jelly"


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    Haven't seen the HBO special or the Chris Rock spoof of it but, "Do you prefer jam or syrup."

    For those in the know, I couldn't help but to post this. I know it's very, very sick, but hey, I couldn' resist.

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    huh?

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    I thought it wasn't a question:

    "with either jam or syrup. I prefer syrup."

    "Not the tossed Salad man, i'll go do my homework!!!!!!!!!"

    hahaa

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    eww hehe

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    you've all heard the tossed salad man routine, right?

    If not i'll have to post the audio of it...its great! (no one under 17! )

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    Thumbs up

    Dude, post it!

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    <a href="http://www.trailblazer.umd.edu/~arowe/Chris%20Rock%20-%20Tossed%20Salad.mp3">Chris Rock- Tossed Salad Man</a>

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    Smile

    hey, no one appreciates my posting of such a great clip? you all suck!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AJ:
    hey, no one appreciates my posting of such a great clip? you all suck! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Don't fret, man we just forgot to thank you for sicking us out.j/k In all reality I d/l it as soon as you posted it, thanks.

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