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    My husband left me....

    Yep, left me. For one month. I am one of the lucky military wives that actually KNOW where her husband is going. Luckily, he is staying stateside.

    So, I am going to try and lose weight (not a lot, really, just about 10 or so), but I have all of this chocolate in the house... and it is sooo tempting... hot chocolate, chocolate chip cookies the *kids* just *had* to make yesterday, chocolate oranges that were clearanced at Target

    YUM!

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    I can take some of that Chocolate from your hands

    glad to hear, that your husband "left" you for a month...and not what i thought it meant from the title~!...

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    Three things come to mind:

    1 - *hug*

    2 - I'm glad the hubby will be safe stateside

    3 - The "take the f'kin fork out of your mouth" diet worked pretty well for me...

    -OC

    ps - (with a nod to LPM) I tease from love, people - I tease from love.

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    Originally posted by overclocked
    Three things come to mind:

    1 - *hug*

    2 - I'm glad the hubby will be safe stateside

    3 - The "take the f'kin fork out of your mouth" diet worked pretty well for me...

    -OC

    ps - (with a nod to LPM) I tease from love, people - I tease from love.
    ROFL!

    I am sitting here eating cookies.. no sex... try and take the cookie from me dammit!

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    Originally posted by chrissy


    ROFL!

    I am sitting here eating cookies.. no sex... try and take the cookie from me dammit!
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    Originally posted by chrissy


    ROFL!

    I am sitting here eating cookies.. no sex... try and take the cookie from me dammit!
    I can't help you with the cookie, but I can help with the sex...
    Shall we buy a new guitar?
    Shall we drive a more powerful car?

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    it's like a game of 6 degrees to kevin bacon... how many twists does any given thread have to take before topane is gettin lewd with a married woman?

    (by my estiamte, it's an average of 2.7 replies...)
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    You had me scared there Chrissy. I'm glad he's only going to be gone for a month. If you get bored, head up to Utah for a visit!
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    Originally posted by welfareloser
    it's like a game of 6 degrees to kevin bacon... how many twists does any given thread have to take before topane is gettin lewd with a married woman?

    (by my estiamte, it's an average of 2.7 replies...)
    I actually think it's any post he can respond to that way. He might not type them in here, but he thinks them

    Kim, that sounds wonderful! When I drove through Utah a couple years ago, I loved it! It's beautiful there! But, I have the truck... and it's a "stay in town only" vehical.

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    Originally posted by welfareloser
    it's like a game of 6 degrees to kevin bacon... how many twists does any given thread have to take before topane is gettin lewd with a married woman?

    (by my estiamte, it's an average of 2.7 replies...)
    It's not just married women, I'm lewd with everyone

    Originally posted by chrissy
    I actually think it's any post he can respond to that way. He might not type them in here, but he thinks them
    I think it's some kind of weird chemical imbalance. Too much chlorine or something.
    Shall we buy a new guitar?
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    Originally posted by topane
    I think it's some kind of weird chemical imbalance. Too much chlorine or something.
    I thought Jack Daniels only made whiskey...

    -OC

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    Originally posted by topane
    I think it's some kind of weird chemical imbalance. Too much chlorine or something.
    they usually don't refer to it as a chemical imbalance when you ingest it deliberately...so stop drinking from the toilet or quit using 2000 Flushes. It's your choice buddy.

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    Originally posted by BrewMaster


    they usually don't refer to it as a chemical imbalance when you ingest it deliberately...so stop drinking from the toilet or quit using 2000 Flushes. It's your choice buddy.
    I can stop anytime I want!
    Shall we buy a new guitar?
    Shall we drive a more powerful car?

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    actually...

    I tthink Chrissy wants some of the Nija action

    and the only reason Topane acts that way is because in my slight absence (read: work) is that I can't make the lewd responses so he is making them instead of me....


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    woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!?
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    hmmm... so he'll be back... have fun while he's gone
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    Before he left, I'm sure he notified the guards at all NV Target stores to NOT let you in without him!
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    Originally posted by jujubees
    Before he left, I'm sure he notified the guards at all NV Target stores to NOT let you in without him!
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    Originally posted by Jenny


    TOOOOOOOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!

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    Originally posted by Jenny


    TOOOOOOOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!


    Jenny, the black tie dish sets are now 90% off!!!
    No, I haven't been back! I bought what I NEEDED at 75%. Too many Target clearance shoppers here!

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    Originally posted by chrissy




    I bought what I NEEDED at 75%. Too many Target clearance shoppers here!
    she is even posting in the Got|Deals? forum with Target stuff

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    Well, you buy where the deals are!

    And I guess I should have said too many shoppers in LV not here...

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