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    the opposite sex......

    herw a random question.....
    if you could be the opposite sex for one day..... what would you do???????
    Lion face / lemon face!

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    i'd have a lot of sex.

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    Hit the lesbian bar scene.
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    Originally posted by Nija
    i'd have a lot of sex.


    and i would pee standing up all over the place. use it like a damn fire hose.

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    Originally posted by zenbooty
    Hit the lesbian bar scene.
    It is not enough to merely touch the face of god; you also must open your eyes so that you may see your palm.

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    Originally posted by nickelback



    and i would pee standing up all over the place. use it like a damn fire hose.



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    I would be a really hot chick and go around pretending to like guys and them blow them off just because i could. That would be good fun.
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    Wow, that's an a$$hole way to do things.
    You are an a$$hole

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    I'd sit and do nothing-then participate in a lot of Nothing-then I'd sit and stare at the TV FOR 4 HOURS-THEN GO TO BED. (like most men)

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    Originally posted by Nija
    i'd have a lot of sex.
    The question is, by yourself or with a partner?

    Personally, I'd be playing with the, umm, twins for a while to see what the fuss is all about, from the female standpoint.

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    I'd do all the above, and also use my good looks to get cool things.
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    Make a whole lot of money being pregnant and all

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    Originally posted by Nija
    i'd have a lot of sex.
    wait... with guys?

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    ...what's the opposite of metro-sexual....??
    i have become comfortably numb......

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    Originally posted by hoey222
    ...what's the opposite of metro-sexual....??
    Pat.
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    Originally posted by nickelback



    and i would pee standing up all over the place. use it like a damn fire hose.
    You gotta also have a who can piss the farthest contest... Those were always fun in elemantry school

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    i'd drive like a bat out of hell, then just unbutton my shirt when the cop came up to give me a ticket.
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    I'd go to a job interview that I was totally unqualified for, sleep with the interviewer, and see his reaction when I showed up to work the next day.

    It is not enough to merely touch the face of god; you also must open your eyes so that you may see your palm.

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    Originally posted by Ladogaboy


    Pat.
    lol


    i have become comfortably numb......

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    Originally posted by cheapie
    i'd drive like a bat out of hell, then just unbutton my shirt when the cop came up to give me a ticket.
    you could try that anyway, it just might work.
    (think: Reno911)

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    If this happened I'd want mmy gf to be male, then we could do it. Then I'd hit the lesbian scene.
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    Originally posted by Airencracken
    ...I'd want mmy gf to be male, then we could do it. Then I'd hit the lesbian scene.

    that just sounds tooo funny!

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    i would run around and flash people just to make their day. boobs always bring a smile to my face.
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    Originally posted by rajatQ2
    i would run around and flash people just to make their day. boobs always bring a smile to my face.
    and i will then give you my mardi grau beads

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