I need a good deal on a woman.

[oblivion77]

Any good deals on phresh women? New or used is fine, would like box but OEM is still kewl!

[definition]

check out my previous post about selling my body in the for sale forum. trust me. once you go yellow, you won't go back.

[Sjarred]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>I need a good deal on a woman.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't we all.

[Sjarred]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by definition:
check out my previous post about selling my body in the for sale forum. trust me. once you go yellow, you won't go back.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Exactly which sex are you definition?? You're reply to this thread is scaring me.

[oblivion77]

I tried yellow last week. I still prefer green or even blue is nice sometimes.

[hapoo]

lol hahahaha

[revil]

mmmm... blue...

[hapoo]

if you guys find any good deals let me know, maybe we can get a group discount like mobshop

[Speedfreak]

Got Pimp? I'm here to fullfill your needs with my wide selection of females. Don't you dare cross me, though.





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[oblivion77]

Already a supa dope pimp in Dago CA, just look’n for more girls who want a real man to take care of them. I’m sure you got orange covered but if you need help let me know. Hey I heard the kittens are real fine there in Orange.

[Booyamos]

Well if you really need a woman fast check out my friend's company.
www.instantwhores.homepage.com

here is a quote "Our Prostitutes are the absolute easiest instant whores available. Just unwrap the whore-o-matic cube (now with convenient foil wrapper) and add water. Three drops is all you need for a full size woman slave to meet all of your sexual desires"

[NiceMann]

Damn $50 is not bad at all. Humm anyone else know of a good place to get a redhead at? If not give me the address to send the cash to kacarp.

~NiceMann

[Sjarred]

Where do I send the 50 bucks to????? I'm desperate. Need women now.

[Booyamos]

Well you can send them to me up here in Washington, I will email you the address and as soon as I get the money I will go get some boulon cubes... ummm I mean instant prostitutes, ya... You prefer beef or chicken flavored women?

[NiceMann]

Humm Pork if you can find it. I don't mind spending a little extra for your troubles.

~NiceMann

[definition]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sjarred:
Exactly which sex are you definition?? You're reply to this thread is scaring me.

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i'm naked. can't you tell what i am?

[Sjarred]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by definition:

i'm naked. can't you tell what i am?

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Of course I can tell what you are, just don't want to picture it.


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[WAnk]

OMFG the instant prostitutes webpage!! i can't believe that someone actually went to it! you are a fuking genious Kacarp!!! we really need to make a way to get the money though

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ummmmmm, WAnk????

[Booyamos]

Ya Wank, we need to get that thing up and running, make some money off it, ha ha lol. Hmm I could redo the entire thing for you in flash, ha ha ha have some interesting animations for somethings.... man sounds like a summer project to me. Even though we will just get bored and go back to drinking

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~Kacarp~

"Where is your ****** god now?" The mole

[MadCool]

Doh no coupons for babes?

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[colossus]

Gotta love this board Apex. Right next to the Liberals and Conservatives posts is this one! Hmm, one minute I'm talking about Flat Tax rates and then I'm smackin' my Ho!

I'm afraid where this thread might be headed. I'll stick to the "tamer" Hot Babes posts, but even those have gotten skankorious!

[revil]

I don't know why when some people think "babe" they think skank. it's just not right.

[WAnk]

hehe, yah, it will be great. can't you just see Radtke drunk off his ass going to the bathroom with a bullion cube LOL!!

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ummmmmm, WAnk????