Midterm...

**Speedfreak** · 05-23-2000, 09:25 PM

Anyone Else????

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**Speedfreak** · 05-24-2000, 04:11 PM

The answer do the bar one is that the man had the hiccups and he thanked the bartender because he pulled the gun out and scared the man, who after that did not have hiccups.

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**hapoo** · 05-24-2000, 04:16 PM

ohh cool, hehe

**Speedfreak** · 05-29-2000, 02:33 AM

Word Puzzles....

1 3 5 7 9 11

Vs.

U

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**onalamwar** · 05-29-2000, 10:23 AM

The odds are against you??? or Against all odds???
kar

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**dbax791** · 05-29-2000, 11:00 AM

I thought the answer to the glass of water/gun in a bar was that the "gun" was the beverage "gun" used in most bars these days - you know, the one that pours soda, seltzer, and water!

Oh well, I like the hiccups answer better lol!

**Speedfreak** · 05-29-2000, 11:12 AM

onalamwar... That's the answer:

All odds against you

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**Speedfreak** · 05-29-2000, 11:14 AM

How about this:

WRitING

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**Jenny** · 05-29-2000, 11:42 AM

Too easy...

putting it in writing! =)

**Speedfreak** · 05-29-2000, 11:47 AM

jeez... ok fine.

3. O
2. U
1. T

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**Speedfreak** · 05-30-2000, 12:57 AM

c'mon. Anyone know this one?

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**revil** · 05-30-2000, 01:00 AM

sure i do, i just want to see if anyone else does...

**Speedfreak** · 05-30-2000, 01:40 AM

uh huh.

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**Speedfreak** · 05-30-2000, 07:15 PM

That would be "Outnumbered 3 to 1"

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**Speedfreak** · 05-30-2000, 07:17 PM

How about this?

ho
ho
+ ho
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**Fuz** · 05-31-2000, 10:40 AM

gee...lets see now...three ho's at $20.00 each. hmmm $60.00?

Fuz

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-So I sez to him, getch yer own monkey.

**Speedfreak** · 05-31-2000, 11:32 AM

Do you use coupons, or are they just cheap?

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**Fuz** · 05-31-2000, 11:52 AM

I get all my ho coupons from the deals page.

Fuz

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-So I sez to him, getch yer own monkey.

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**Fuz** · 05-31-2000, 11:54 AM

Stupid submit now button double click double post crap.

Fuz

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-So I sez to him, getch yer own monkey.

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**StarvingCollegeStudent** · 06-01-2000, 02:16 PM

share dem ho's... i want one

**Speedfreak** · 06-01-2000, 06:04 PM

You have to pay up...

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**Speedfreak** · 06-04-2000, 12:00 AM

A lady read a book, turned the light out and went to sleep. In the morning when she saw in the newspaper that a ship had sunk drowning all on board (even though she didn't know anyone on the vessel), she committed suicide. Why?

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**Speedfreak** · 06-04-2000, 11:40 AM

The answer to that was actually "Tally Ho"

**hapoo** · 06-04-2000, 01:36 PM

There could be so many reasons.

**onalamwar** · 06-04-2000, 03:37 PM

she was in a lighthouse and turned off the light so the ship sank...
kar

**hapoo** · 06-04-2000, 05:23 PM

damn, nice answer

**speedracer120** · 06-04-2000, 10:45 PM

You have to be in MENSA to answer that.

**Speedfreak** · 06-05-2000, 12:22 AM

That would be the right answer, onalamwar

Next...

Luke had it before. Paul had it behind. Ladies have it in the beginning, but only once. Abraham Lincoln had it twice. Boys cannot have it at all. Docter Lowell had it before and behind. He actually had it twice as bad behind as he had it in front. What is it?

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