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    Best orgasm ever?

    When and where was your best orgasm ever?

    By yourself, with a girl, with a guy... doesn't matter Were you with an SO? Was it a cheap date? By yourself?
    And closer...

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    getting a little frisky aren't ya ski! Things must be going better with your girlfriend
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    darnit... you caught on...

    let's just say things picked up in the shower this weekend, and I can't stop thinking about it
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    aye carumba!!!
    i was a little shocked to see this thread
    but looks like ski wanted to play show -n- tell

    the best ones are with someone
    nuff said

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    the best one's i've ever had always involved someone else's mouth.

    especially when there is nothing to clean up

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    Originally posted by Nija
    the best one's i've ever had always involved someone else's mouth.

    especially when there is nothing to clean up
    That reminds me, I still owe you $10...
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    Originally posted by nickelback
    aye carumba!!!
    i was a little shocked to see this thread
    but looks like ski wanted to play show -n- tell

    the best ones are with someone
    nuff said

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    Originally posted by topane
    That reminds me, I still owe you $10...
    gee...what some ppl will do for $10

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    ... was during sex and the ice cube trick. I'm sure someone knows of that trick? a very frisky ex gf did it once, at first i wanted to kill her for freezing my balls off (literally) but then .... WOW.

    I think if i tell too much i'll get banned, but NO it does't involve shoving an ice cube anywhere bad, it involves a cube and your two little friends, quickly!
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    Originally posted by rajatQ2
    ... was during sex and the ice cube trick. I'm sure someone knows of that trick? a very frisky ex gf did it once, at first i wanted to kill her for freezing my balls off (literally) but then .... WOW.

    I think if i tell too much i'll get banned, but NO it does't involve shoving an ice cube anywhere bad, it involves a cube and your two little friends, quickly!
    The only ice cube trick I know, involves sticking it in her, and then make it melt, and having a drink

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    This thread just raised The Softer Side to a whole new level..

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    I have never heard of drinking water from down there, but I suppose. Anyways, I thought the ice cube trick was when the woman put the cubes in her mouth and went down there on you.

    I had one ex gf put a couple of cubes in her and then we went at it. That wasn't too bad either, but the sheets get soaked with water dripping out.

    For a really good orgasm I would recommend some other things. Smoking weed can make for good ones.
    Otherwise a little yellow stuff (or white stuff would probably be similar) on top of a bowl is good. The best however would be shrooms. Just be careful.
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    wow, this thread is getting virtually kinky

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    Originally posted by bjgreen
    I have never heard of drinking water from down there, but I suppose. Anyways, I thought the ice cube trick was when the woman put the cubes in her mouth and went down there on you.

    I had one ex gf put a couple of cubes in her and then we went at it. That wasn't too bad either, but the sheets get soaked with water dripping out.
    The first one is good! Tried it liked it. Gotta try the second one. Um, I dunno, I've had lots o' good ones.

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    Instead of ice cubes I have also heard that girls put altoids in their mouth while they are "taking care of you." Does anyone have any experience with that one?
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    Originally posted by bjgreen
    Instead of ice cubes I have also heard that girls put altoids in their mouth while they are "taking care of you." Does anyone have any experience with that one?
    YES! It feels quite strange, but it is fun receiving! Too many altoids can really sting though
    <~put some altoids in there
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    Originally posted by rajatQ2


    YES! It feels quite strange, but it is fun receiving! Too many altoids can really sting though
    <~put some altoids in there
    Thanks! Now I just have to convince my gf...

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    Pop rocks...

    That's all I gotta say..

    Pop rocks....

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    Originally posted by bjgreen
    Instead of ice cubes I have also heard that girls put altoids in their mouth while they are "taking care of you." Does anyone have any experience with that one?
    Yeah. Bill Clinton.

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    fun dip.....
    i have become comfortably numb......

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    Originally posted by hoey222
    fun dip.....
    you dipped your stick in that?

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    Originally posted by ice
    This thread just raised The Softer Side to a whole new level..
    no, it should be renamed to The Hardend Side of G|A.
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    Wow, that's an a$$hole way to do things.
    You are an a$$hole

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    Originally posted by kain9i6
    Pop rocks...

    That's all I gotta say..

    Pop rocks....
    Dude, that friggin hurt. Bad suggestion...:
    "I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane
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    Originally posted by Airencracken


    Dude, that friggin hurt. Bad suggestion...:
    That made me laugh after a long day

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    Originally posted by Airencracken


    Dude, that friggin hurt. Bad suggestion...:
    hurts so good?

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    Originally posted by Airencracken


    Dude, that friggin hurt. Bad suggestion...:
    So I take it you two know each other fairly well then, eh?

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    Originally posted by Nija


    So I take it you two know each other fairly well then, eh?
    Shaddup....
    "I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane
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    Originally posted by Nija
    The only ice cube trick I know, involves sticking it in her, and then make it melt, and having a drink
    DUDE, i am so going to do this... haha i cant wait
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    Ice cube + tea ... its the hot and cold method...
    knocks me out cold the first time i had it
    2 words.. oh yea~!

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    Originally posted by Airencracken


    Dude, that friggin hurt. Bad suggestion...:
    I hope you didn't put the pop rocks in her.... i meant a pop rocks blow job, lol...

    guess I should have been more specific.

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