S: What a sneeze....

[gwilks98]

I was drinking water like a good little health nut and out of nowhere i had to sneeze. You know, one of those "you've got no warning, prepare to fire the torpedos" sneezes.
In a panic'd attempt to prevent water from projecting from my mouth, I put my palm over my lips and puckered them as tight as I could...
The sneeze came with little mercy and the result sounded like donald duck getting hit over the head with a bat or anvil.


Water came out my mouth AND my nose in a fabulous display of humility. It's now all over my pants...my monitor...my keyboard....my co-worker.

Now everybody's smirking (cept the dude I soaked.) At least I get the last laugh. Thank GAWD it wasn't coffee.

[Jenny]

LOL ouch did it hurt?

[nickel]

got vid?

[Airencracken]

Y'know what I hate? when you go to sneeze and then it doesn't come out. So dissapointing.

[speedracer120]

Thanks for the visual gwilks.

[xsiled2]

rofl...

thats wonderful...

[raimin]

at least the water didnt go up your tear glands and out your eyes as well

[nickel]

i wonder if he hershey squirted his shorts, too?

[Nija]

Originally posted by gwilks98


Water came out my mouth AND my nose in a fabulous display of humility. It's now all over my pants...my monitor...my keyboard....my co-worker.

I want to know where you co-worker was to get covered in your explosion of the non-penile variety?

[DaFunkyUnit]

Originally posted by Nija


I want to know where you co-worker was to get covered in your explosion of the non-penile variety?

obviously, not where she was supposed to be!

[gwilks98]

Originally posted by Nija


I want to know where you co-worker was to get covered in your explosion of the non-penile variety?

He sits across from me....about 8 feet away. I got the back of his head GOOD.

NSS: My sinuses are WAY clear now.

[Markel]

Originally posted by Airencracken
Y'know what I hate? when you go to sneeze and then it doesn't come out. So dissapointing.

Staring at a light will often get those sneezes to come through.

[Joshua]

ROFLMFAO!!! That's the first time in a long time I actually LOL'd... Picturing you sneezing making the D. Duck sounds is hysterical!