I was drinking water like a good little health nut and out of nowhere i had to sneeze. You know, one of those "you've got no warning, prepare to fire the torpedos" sneezes.
In a panic'd attempt to prevent water from projecting from my mouth, I put my palm over my lips and puckered them as tight as I could...
The sneeze came with little mercy and the result sounded like donald duck getting hit over the head with a bat or anvil.
Water came out my mouth AND my nose in a fabulous display of humility. It's now all over my pants...my monitor...my keyboard....my co-worker.
Now everybody's smirking (cept the dude I soaked.) At least I get the last laugh. Thank GAWD it wasn't coffee.