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    Optimus Prime Freelance Superhero's Avatar
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    tight jeans...

    my balls are really suffering right now...
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    that's not exactly what i was expecting from the title, but yes, it does suck to wear tight pants, jeans, shorts...

    ugh.

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    i'm with ray, i was hoping to see a nice girl in tight jeans

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    Re: tight jeans...

    Originally posted by Freelance Superhero
    my balls are really suffering right now...
    Das Ouch! Ein Nutiin Scrunchin!
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    nice visual, thanks

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    Now the real question is, why are you wearing tight jeans to begin with?

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    as Master P would say:

    Shake what you got in dem jeans!

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    Geez, you think that's bad, try riding a bike in tight jeans.
    As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.

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    Originally posted by Jihforce
    Now the real question is, why are you wearing tight jeans to begin with?
    they're just my favorite jeans, but they've gotten a little small, that's all. plus, girls apparently like my ass in these jeans, and you know, that's always a plus.
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    you're not going commando again, are you? hehe
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    Oh man that made me laugh. I feel for you man.
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    Originally posted by kimchicowboy
    you're not going commando again, are you? hehe
    eh, what is wrong with that?

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    I guess that's what happens when you go the Red Lobster "All-You-Can-Eat Crab Legs" feast, eh?
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    Originally posted by Kevster
    I guess that's what happens when you go the Red Lobster "All-You-Can-Eat Crab Legs" feast, eh?
    ohhh, don't i wish... those commercials look so good sometimes.

    and no, kimchi, for the record, i'm not battle ready at the moment...
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    Originally posted by Freelance Superhero
    but they've gotten a little small, that's all.

    You sure it's not the other way around??!

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    Originally posted by yippiekiyeh



    You sure it's not the other way around??!
    if you're implying that I'VE gotten a little LARGER, well, that would be just spiffy, but sadly, it's not the case.
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    somehow, i will never see you in the same light again. hahaha
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    what is your major malfunction, soldier?
    "I pick my nose too but never eat it." - bachviet, 3/30/04

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