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    Supercomputers & Beowulf Clusters

    If you had your own Supercomputer or beowulf cluster what would you do with it?

    Have it compute Primes?
    3D model rendering?
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.

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    Chief of Naval Operations Nija's Avatar
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    Play video games

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    Porn. And lots of it.
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    Chief of Naval Operations Nija's Avatar
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    Originally posted by Merlin
    Porn. And lots of it.
    You'd make porn with the computers?

    oh the one liners that could come out of that alone are hysterical

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    Protein folding.

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    im looking for more serious replies.

    besides you dont need a supercomputer for porn, you need a SAN

    Originally posted by OC
    Protein folding.

    isnt that like seti at home? where it would be a seperate client for each PC. Or could I set that up with linux and have one protein folding project run by all machines?
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.

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    Talk dirty to it and masturbate.
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    Originally posted by cruelpupet


    besides you dont need a supercomputer for porn, you need a SAN


    Depends on the porn

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    Originally posted by zenbooty
    Talk dirty to it and masturbate.
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    you could probably make your own girlfriend

    ...infinite real porn...

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    i would put my whole company's databases and app servers on it so that people would stop complaining that stuff runs too slow.

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    Use it to create a superintelligent race of artificially intelligent cyborg warriors that will follow my every command, until they day they become self-aware and decide to free themselves from the chains of human oppression by instigating a global thermonuclear war.

    That, or maybe use it to catalog by MP3s.

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