Lets say you have a number of people staying in your room for some reason. You are laying in bed trying to fall asleep when you notice that there is a very distinctive sound coming from right next to the bed. What the hell would you do?
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yeah. what they said. it's pretty rude. hehe.
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Originally posted by chosenfool
yeah, id get up and watch them. actually id wake up the others and have them watch it with me. if theyre that horneh and would do it with people present around them, that gives me the right to watch.
if you dont want people to watch you have sex, dont do it in a place that people can see.
besides, I AM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP. if you wake me up with your bumpin uglies, you better not be pissed off if i grab a videocam and start eating popcorn while i watch.or at least digital camera
Originally posted by DarkFury
Watch...
Yup... if you bold enough to do it right there with everyone around, I'm bold enough to watch and make sure you doin' it right (and give suggestions if you ain't.)
I could just picture DF going "Make your other hand usefull and cup his balls, don't let them just hang all cold"
ok this reminds me of a story. while i was in London, i was staying at a hostel. i ended up being put in a 10-bed room, and I was the only guy (bada-bing). however, 2nd night there, one girl (she was from Santa Barbara) brought some Australian dude, and they started going at it. I'm trying to sleep, but all I kept hearing was heavy breathing and "Like that?", "Did you come? Coz I came too" and "Spoon me". The funny thing was, the Australian dude didnt know what "spooning" meant.
all of this while the Canadian chick was banging on the door.
needless to say, I got no sleep.
Kinda makes me glad I booked ALL single rooms for my hostels on my upcomming tripOriginally posted by DaFunkyUnit
ok this reminds me of a story. while i was in London, i was staying at a hostel.
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i was talking to my friend and it happened to him. he thought his roommate was FAST asleep and he hadn't seen his gf in a LONG time. the roommate just started laughing at them. hahaha. so they stopped.
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i'd ask if i could join in
There have been a few occasions where I was with someone while there were others in the room asleep. And in each case they either stayed alseep or pretended to stay asleep.Once was funny as the next morning when her roommate woke up and looked over at us and asked if we were doing it last night. I just laughed while the woman attempted to manage the situation.
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I'd whip out a Yahtzee pad and keep score.
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Wait until they're done & then rate their performance.
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Originally posted by hapoo
I could just picture DF going "Make your other hand usefull and cup his balls, don't let them just hang all cold"
i just spit milk on my desk.
edit: as for what i'd do, it depends on if my wife is with me. if not, i'd watch. if the wifey is with me, we'd start up as well and turn it into a competition.
yeah, pretty much we missed the boat on that one. but it's still here. get you some.
one of my friends told of a story about how 4-5 people were sleeping in a bed during a trip and two of them started to make out while the others were in the same bed.
I would watch too...
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depends on whether they were people who i had any desire to see naked/think about sexually. if they were nasty, i'd just have to pretend i wasn't hearing it. otherwise, i'd watch
Originally posted by hapoo
I could just picture DF going "Make your other hand usefull and cup his balls, don't let them just hang all cold"
i almost blew water out of my nose!
yeah, i'd only watch if the girl is hot.
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Originally posted by blueindian
i just spit milk on my desk.
edit: as for what i'd do, it depends on if my wife is with me. if not, i'd watch. if the wifey is with me, we'd start up as well and turn it into a competition.
that's one step away from an orgy, might as well go all the way
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a friend of mine walked out into the room while i was getting down with me wooman... and started talking and bugging us and making all sorts of jokes... i ran after him with the used condom for a couple of minutes... yea he was freaked out
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ack! I would be too.....but I wouldn't talk to you.... just sit there and watch and let you do your thing.....
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Originally posted by nickelback
i'd ask if i could join in
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I have fooled around with a chick and there was another chick in the same bed. that was interesting because we didnt want to wake her up. fun times.
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Originally posted by look_ma
I have fooled around with a chick and there was another chick in the same bed. that was interesting because we didnt want to wake her up. fun times.
why NOT?
Popcorn and a scorecard or a gong is all people need in that situation. Maybe a flashlight....
I have a much more interesting story.... Half a dozen people... down stairs.... Anyone want details? Probably not what you think.
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because the "other girl" was look_ma's girlfriendOriginally posted by RoniMan
why NOT?
ah, good timesOriginally posted by Burzhui
a friend of mine walked out into the room while i was getting down with me wooman... and started talking and bugging us and making all sorts of jokes... i ran after him with the used condom for a couple of minutes... yea he was freaked out
dont forget that time upstate with your friends walking around, and that other time at your house...shhh, no more details
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details please.
silly girl that was albany. not upstateOriginally posted by Lolita
ah, good times
dont forget that time upstate with your friends walking around, and that other time at your house...shhh, no more details
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