Most people have received this forward. Well, today I was browsing Fark, and I saw the the link. The link that gives us, male something back for the pain and suffering we endured one month ago.
http://steakandbjday.com/
Rejoice my brethren. Embrace the newest holiday.
Live up to it's name!
Hah. Sweet! If only this came up when Clinton was in office, it might have been a national holiday.
Five years...
Sounds good to me
"To search for the old is to understand the new." -Gichin Funakoshi-
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I've been celebrating this for the past 2 years... nothing new
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Yay!!! Meat for everyone!!!
It was. I heard about this a while backOriginally posted by Bires
Hah. Sweet! If only this came up when Clinton was in office, it might have been a national holiday.
Am I alone here? Is that it?
Am I the only one who sees.
Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
Wear a little uniform.
Yes, sir.
No, sir.
Thank you, sir.
An important note:
I have heard from several ladies over some time that "it" tastes bad after a guy has eaten meat. Apparently orange juice makes "it" taste better. I don't know anything else about how long before you can eat things before it would taste different, but just a heads up... your lady will probably be more willing to do it again if "it" doesn't taste terrible
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Pineapple, I've been told that pineapple makes it taste better. So make it a hawaiin steak
"To search for the old is to understand the new." -Gichin Funakoshi-
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Originally posted by bachviet
How come no Got|Apex ladies post any reply to this?
its rude to talk with your mouth fullOriginally posted by bachviet
How come no Got|Apex ladies post any reply to this?
I have to agree.Originally posted by DaFunkyUnit
its rude to talk with your mouth full
Should be Steak, Beer, and BJ day.
It's just sad watching my fellow GAers act in this manner. What are we whining about. We dont have to give birth or go through the monthly cycle or menopause. We generally make more money for the same job and can join the old boys club. When we are proactive we an asset, when a female is aggressive she's considered a ....
We don't have to worry about make up and hair products or go through the things they do to make them more appealing for us.
For all of that stuff and much more, women get a couple of holidays. Valentines is just as much for the men as it is for the women. It gives us a chance to show our stuff. Either by buying a nice gift and dinner, etc. or by being creative.
No, no my brothers the only extra holiday we should ask for is another day to treat our significant others properly.
I said it. Next!
-jel
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Oh...we suffer all right; just in a different way.Originally posted by the jello is jigglin
We dont have to give birth or go through the monthly cycle or menopause.
Kinda curious...are you married, Jel?
Five years...
Alas, I have yet to enter into the sacred sanctity of marriage. My youth often got the better of me and I was not considerate when it came to affairs of the heart. *sigh*Originally posted by Bires
Kinda curious...are you married, Jel?
There was a girl once. Beautiful, smart and caring. Unfortunatly nothing was enough in those days......
Actually I'm not married because the stars havent aligned properly, but I think I will be ready in about.... oh, 6 and 1/2 years or so. Hopefully some girl will be foolish enough to make a go of it with me. Why are ya proposing?
-jel
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In the spirit of the holiday, I e-mailed my wife this thread as a means of explaining what the day is all about.Originally posted by the jello is jigglin
It's just sad watching my fellow GAers act in this manner. What are we whining about. We dont have to give birth or go through the monthly cycle or menopause. We generally make more money for the same job and can join the old boys club. When we are proactive we an asset, when a female is aggressive she's considered a ....
We don't have to worry about make up and hair products or go through the things they do to make them more appealing for us.
For all of that stuff and much more, women get a couple of holidays. Valentines is just as much for the men as it is for the women. It gives us a chance to show our stuff. Either by buying a nice gift and dinner, etc. or by being creative.
No, no my brothers the only extra holiday we should ask for is another day to treat our significant others properly.
I said it. Next!
-jel
Dude, my wife read your post and found it to be very considerate and thoughtful. I told her you were a chick.
She then proceeded to alert me that we missed the holiday and that, by the way, "You couldn't have eaten a steak anyway with your strep. Maybe next year."
Once again, she misses the point.
Last edited by faither; 03-15-2004 at 06:55 PM.
I actually laughed out loud when I read that. And to think for years I didnt even think I had a feminine side.... At least many females thought that and now with one paragraph....Originally posted by faither
In the spirit of the holiday, I e-mailed my wife this thread as a means of explaining what the day is all about.
Dude, my wife read your post and found it to be very considerate and thoughtful. I told her you were a chick.
-jel
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From February 2001: http://www.uppitychicks.com/valentines_day.html
Except it was called "Men Get to Drink All the Beer They Want and Watch all the Sports They Want and Get BJ's Without Complaints Day".
I guess everything old is new again.
you forgot to ask for the bjOriginally posted by DarkFury
Switchin' side on us eh Jel?
So far they got "Valentines Day" and "Sweetest Day", and you wanna give 'em even more... sheesh.
Go ahead... button up that dress and get back in the kitchen preparing my steak and potatoes.
(j/k... or am I?)
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my woman said the same exact thing, and i proceded to tell her that she forgot about the holiday and that i am mad at her because of that ... now she knows how it feels mwaahhahahaOriginally posted by faither
She then proceeded to alert me that we missed the holiday ....
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looks like jel didn't get his roses this valentine's day.
want a teddy bear?
oh, didn't know it was just a once a year thing....tricked again...
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
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sigh, the things you have to keep up-to-date with these days...
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-Helen Keller
You sure the line wasn't in front of her?Originally posted by DarkFury
Anyone just notice the line forming behind Karen after that statement...
Originally posted by Karen
oh, didn't know it was just a once a year thing....tricked again...
I wonder what your SO told you.
evil boys!For that April 14 is officially Pamper your girl day
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-Helen Keller
is it possible for me to get tofu and a bj instead?
yeah, pretty much we missed the boat on that one. but it's still here. get you some.
chicks already have a stupid holiday. Valentines day. Therefore you get nothing.Originally posted by Karen
evil boys!
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