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    FS: 60 Enzyte pills (male enhancement)

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    Long story short, I've got an UNOPENED, completely NEW bottle of Enzyte, 2 month supply (60 pills) that I need to sell. They charged me $70 shipped for this bottle and I can't get my money back from them since I didn't cancel after their free 30 day trial.

    PM me if you're interested, I'm looking to sell the 2 month supply if I can, before I have to head to eBay And if you want, I will write "NOT PENIS PILLS" all over the package so no one will know

    Hopefully some of you have been wanting to try this! Again, PM me.

    EDIT: Here's a picture of Smilin' Bob from the commercials

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    hmmm...on the plus side, you'll get your $70 back. on the down side, we all know you're a softie. hehe.
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    maybe they arent his...he could be a dog breeder or something...
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    dude...this was so not the place to try to sell this...people here are going to have a field day

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    70% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheapie
    hmmm...on the plus side, you'll get your $70 back. on the down side, we all know you're a softie. hehe.
    if I were a softie, I'd be taking these 60 pills
    The "free" 30 day trial ($4.50 shipped plus $70 because I didn't cancel, lol, so not-so-free) bottle of Enzyte went as a gag gift for my friend's 21st birthday.

    Anyway, don't be shy, someone help me out! PM me!
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    so does that mean that you didn't try it? I'm curious if these gimmicky things ever work. Where's welfare loser to explain?
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    Quote Originally Posted by brainsmile
    so does that mean that you didn't try it? I'm curious if these gimmicky things ever work. Where's welfare loser to explain?
    I never bothered to ask my friend if they "worked" ... what I saw on the website though was a lot of the users are aged high 20's to 40's... early 20's wasn't really a target group.
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    have you guys seen some of the commercials where at the end it gives the warnings? Heres the warning i just heard for one "If an erection lasts more than 4 hours, while rare, is a reason to contact your doctor immeadietly" lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowSurfer
    "If an erection lasts more than 4 hours, while rare, is a reason to contact your doctor immeadietly" lol
    if i have an erection for more than 4 hours, why would i call my doctor? he's not even my type....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoniMan
    if i have an erection for more than 4 hours, why would i call my doctor? he's not even my type....
    yeah...you would call every woman you know...

    (taken from Tony Kornheiser on PTI...)

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    he he he
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    /me begs someone to buy these at any price!
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    lol, willing to sell just the bottle case? i think this would be fun as a gag gift too =)
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    Just great. More spam in my inbox.... Oh, wait! This is the Got|Apex forums I'm reading.
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    do they taste good? like flintstones vitamins?
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    ill give you a dollar and some pocket lint...
    I have an athlon xp 2500+ ... aren't you glad you know that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheapie
    hmmm...on the plus side, you'll get your $70 back. on the down side, we all know you're a softie. hehe.

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    The medicine I've been on has a good amount of sexual side effects... I wonder if I should start taking these to counteract them

    Kidding... but I did find that people are selling Enzyte on eBay, so I think I will head there unless there's a taker for $40
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    did you ever sell these ski?
    and are you still a softie?

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    woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!?
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    good question... enquiring minds want to know
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    If you did take the pills, maybe you'd gain some girth, like this guy.

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    Oh my god that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I was wiping away tears half the time reading it. Thanks for that link.

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