S: My mom told me I had a nice ass....

**revil** · 05-06-2004, 10:11 PM

Luckily she didn't realize it. (although I do have a nice ass

)

i was talking to her a little while ago and she called me "honey buns." which shocked me a bit. and i asked her why she said that and she explained, "their sweet and suculent, and.." and then i interrupted with, "WHAT?!" after some more explaining i found out she actually meant bun, as in the food. I told her there is another meaning and she needs to stop using it. but she liked the phrase soooo much she doesn't want to stop using it. I don't really want to explain it to her, like the beaver fiasco....

ugh... having a nieve mother is hard.

**ufcrusher** · 05-06-2004, 10:14 PM

You do know that the saying "Incest is best" is normally reserved for those in Kentucky.

**johnnymk** · 05-07-2004, 01:18 AM

"Honey bun" is as old as the Kentucky hills

I have used it numerous times with past girlfriends,

BTW, the word is "naive"

**revil** · 05-07-2004, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by johnnymk

BTW, the word is "naive"

don't make me kill you.

**Freelance Superhero** · 05-07-2004, 02:12 AM

well, whatever context it was spoken in, it's plain weird to hear your mom say your ass is "succulent."

**nickel** · 05-07-2004, 06:03 AM

yer weird

**DarkFury** · 05-07-2004, 06:54 AM

Sounds like someone has an "Oedipus Complex"

**Merlin** · 05-07-2004, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by revil

My mom told me I had a nice ass....

Just say thank you and tell her she has nice tits. One good compliment deserves another. It is just basic manners dude.

**nickel** · 05-07-2004, 07:28 AM

Originally Posted by johnnymk

BTW, the word is "naive"

m'be he meant "neve" instead of nieve. in which case he is telling us his mom is so like Neve Campbell, which in that case Merlin, would make her have nice tatas indeed.