Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.
One of my friends was giving a speech in class...and they said this...I was about to die laughing! so funny...
and then he followed up with this one
it take many screws to make baby crib...but only take one screw to fill it
Life is like toilet paper, long and useful!
The stars at night, are big and bright *clap 4x* deep in the heart of TEXAS!
hun-it's late. Go to bed. *shakes head and rolls eyes*
actually obby...on the west coast...its only 10.35...thats not that late...
And go online more...haven't talked to you in a while...
And you know those confucious jokes are funny...
Life is like toilet paper, long and useful!
The stars at night, are big and bright *clap 4x* deep in the heart of TEXAS!
man who walks through an airplane door sideways, is going to Bangkok.
man who piss against wind, get wet.
boy and girl who go camping together sure to have naughty intent.
man who lets woman on top is ****ing up.
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Haha. Maybe it's because I'm tired and I should be on the midnight thread, but those are funny.
Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
actually obby...on the west coast...its only 10.35...thats not that late...
And go online more...haven't talked to you in a while...
And you know those confucious jokes are funny...
10:35 IS late when your'e under the age of 30. I'll try and go on later tonight to say hi-and those jokes were funny the first time I heard them-about 21 years ago.
dude, the confucious jokes in this thread have been pretty funny. good job guys
Woman who fly upside down, have hairy crackup.
Confusious was drunk when he said most of these things...
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"Nobody beats Vitus Gerulaitis 18 times in a row." - Vitus Gerulaitis on beating Jimmy Connors after 17 failed attempts.
Confusious say, man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs...
Man who stand on toliet, high on pot...
"I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
Hell is other people - Jean-Paul Sartre
hehe.. some more that i've heard over the years..
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who lives in glass house dresses in basement.
Man who sticks penis in peanut butter jar is just f#$kin nuts.
Man who argues with wife in day gets no piece at night.
Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.
I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.
man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger
angry wife who make husband sleep in dog house, find him sleeping in cat house.
man who go to sleep with problem in hand, wake up with solution.
man who goes to sleep with sex in mind wakes up with solution in hand.
Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.
I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.
Confucious says
Baseball all wrong....man with 4 balls cannot walk.
potato gun + marshmallow gun = FLAMING MARSHMALLOWS OF DOOM!!!!!
-Welfareloser
4/13/05
Time to switch to AMD now I guess... (just kidding... )
-Darkfury
5/23/05
I don't think this'll stop anything though - the better you idiot-proof a system, the more impressive the idiot becomes.
-ShawnLee
5/30/08
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