Blessin.
hmmm, won't be forgettin that one.![]()
Blessin.
hmmm, won't be forgettin that one.![]()
Some lady at work is black and her name is Blondie. Not just black either, that heart of Africa, Nigerian black. It's her birth name too.
he's black, too. i guess his parents thought he was a blessing![]()


Nothing beats Jermaine Jackson's name for his son....
JERMAJESTY
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kevs
Yeah... that was quite stupid.Originally Posted by kevs
Sometimes even I must say... WTF where they thinking????![]()
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Prince Michael, and then...
Prince Micahel II?
Buy the therapy in bulk folks!
Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
I know this skank girl who's got this whipped mother****er for a boyfriend who she cheats on pretty constantly. Anyway, for awhile she's been seeing this piece of **** who calls himself "Tripod."
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Common sense is what tells you the Earth is flat.
theres a black lady at teh copy shop we use to print stuff named SNOW. I promise, thats her first name.

I've known at least two girls named Blessing, but never a boy.
This guy at work told me that his nephew was named Darkus...He said that the grandma said he looked "dark as night" so they named him Darkus.
Oh, he's black by the way.
i remember in high school... a girl name was "peaches" and her sister's name was "apples".... then at ucla... i met a girl named "princess"....
I knew a kid back in MN whos name was "Tab", after the soda.
Then there is Courtney Cox with Coco and Paltrow with Apple.
People are sad.
LK
Just look to the sports world for all the names you need. MLB has Coco Crisp, and Milton Bradley (game maker) as well as the pitcher R.A. Dickey. Nascar racing had Sterling marlin as well as the always likeable, Dick Trickle.
"The girl is crafty like ice is cold."
"I left my heart in san francisco... And my liver at Moe's Tavern."
A real friend is one who listens to you as much as they talk to you.
You hear Kobe's name so much that it sounds normal, but he's named after a damn steakOriginally Posted by Maarchk
My loan agent's name is Thor.
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that's awesomeOriginally Posted by sizemic1
Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez
To be more precise, Kobe is the name of a place in Japan. The steak is just named after the place. Kinda like Omaha steaks. Now yes Omaha can be a steak but first and foremost it was the name of the place where the steak originated.
"I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman."
-Royal Tenebaum
"Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I would do everything to her, I don't care what she looks like. I would wreck that chick."
-Brian from the Family Guy after Peter asked him whether he would have sex with Lois.
My cousins' names are Joy (female) , Love (female) , and Peace (male). I never really tripped off of it until I got older.![]()
"Do or do not, there is no try". Yoda, you is one smart a$$ mofo.
Well Halle Berry is named after a hotel in Cleveland....Originally Posted by JackHammer
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There's a Berry Hotel?Originally Posted by DarkFury
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Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
once when i was in high school, my dad showed me an obituary in the newspaper. i never figured out if it was real or a joke, but it wasn't the deceased man's name that was remarkable.
i don't remember his first name, but his last name was West. the article went on to say he was survived by his wife (forgot her name too) and two children: his son, Easton West, and his daughter, Sunset Cyntha West.
also, i know of two kids, brothers, whose names, altho i don't know the exact spelling, are Lemonjello, pronounced "le-MON-juh-low," and Oranjello, pronounced "oh-RON-juh-low." yes, named for lemon jello and orange jello...
"I can't believe you can eat that; it looks like abortion." - Augusta, of the Tard-Blog
Since when does your parents give you a special "last name"?Originally Posted by ShawnLee105
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I know a Korean family whose last name is Baek. This can also mean "one-hundred." So their first daughter they named Hanna, which can also mean "one." Their second daughter they named Doori, which can also mean "two." So their kids names in Korean were effectively "one hundred and one", and "one hundred and two."
Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
These people are going to google their names and bust our asses for making fun of them![]()
roflmao Memo
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oh yeah, my grandfather on my mother's side was named Bahk Gyu.
"I can't believe you can eat that; it looks like abortion." - Augusta, of the Tard-Blog
Hahahahahahahahaha.Originally Posted by Memo
"Huh? Why am I mentioned at a place called Got Apex?"
Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez
Mmmmmmm wagyu beef....
for more reading... http://members.tripod.com/~BayGourmet/wagyu.html
I need to try this steak in the near future....
my uncle's friend works at the immigration counter
he once saw a name "fa kin yo" on the passport
he had to pronounce the name professionally, you can tell he was holding the chuckles
Yo - popular last name
fa - rich
kin - gold
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