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    ok, so.... i met met a friend's new bf and his name is

    Blessin.

    hmmm, won't be forgettin that one.

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    Some lady at work is black and her name is Blondie. Not just black either, that heart of Africa, Nigerian black. It's her birth name too.

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    he's black, too. i guess his parents thought he was a blessing

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    Nothing beats Jermaine Jackson's name for his son....

    JERMAJESTY

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevs
    Nothing beats Jermaine Jackson's name for his son....

    JERMAJESTY

    Yeah... that was quite stupid.

    Sometimes even I must say... WTF where they thinking????


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    Prince Michael, and then...

    Prince Micahel II?

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    I know this skank girl who's got this whipped mother****er for a boyfriend who she cheats on pretty constantly. Anyway, for awhile she's been seeing this piece of **** who calls himself "Tripod."

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    theres a black lady at teh copy shop we use to print stuff named SNOW. I promise, thats her first name.

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    I've known at least two girls named Blessing, but never a boy.

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    This guy at work told me that his nephew was named Darkus...He said that the grandma said he looked "dark as night" so they named him Darkus.
    Oh, he's black by the way.

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    i remember in high school... a girl name was "peaches" and her sister's name was "apples".... then at ucla... i met a girl named "princess"....

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    I knew a kid back in MN whos name was "Tab", after the soda.

    Then there is Courtney Cox with Coco and Paltrow with Apple.


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    i'm all about girls named "peach"

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    Just look to the sports world for all the names you need. MLB has Coco Crisp, and Milton Bradley (game maker) as well as the pitcher R.A. Dickey. Nascar racing had Sterling marlin as well as the always likeable, Dick Trickle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maarchk
    Just look to the sports world for all the names you need. MLB has Coco Crisp, and Milton Bradley (game maker) as well as the pitcher R.A. Dickey. Nascar racing had Sterling marlin as well as the always likeable, Dick Trickle.
    You hear Kobe's name so much that it sounds normal, but he's named after a damn steak

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    My loan agent's name is Thor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sizemic1
    My loan agent's name is Thor.
    that's awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez
    You hear Kobe's name so much that it sounds normal, but he's named after a damn steak

    To be more precise, Kobe is the name of a place in Japan. The steak is just named after the place. Kinda like Omaha steaks. Now yes Omaha can be a steak but first and foremost it was the name of the place where the steak originated.
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    My cousins' names are Joy (female) , Love (female) , and Peace (male). I never really tripped off of it until I got older.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackHammer
    To be more precise, Kobe is the name of a place in Japan. The steak is just named after the place. Kinda like Omaha steaks. Now yes Omaha can be a steak but first and foremost it was the name of the place where the steak originated.
    Well Halle Berry is named after a hotel in Cleveland....


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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    Well Halle Berry is named after a hotel in Cleveland....
    There's a Berry Hotel?

    Oh, forget it.
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    The truth is, anyone can be a wolf in sheep's clothes. Except maybe Hillary. That's a wolf in a slightly less attractive wolf's clothing.

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    once when i was in high school, my dad showed me an obituary in the newspaper. i never figured out if it was real or a joke, but it wasn't the deceased man's name that was remarkable.

    i don't remember his first name, but his last name was West. the article went on to say he was survived by his wife (forgot her name too) and two children: his son, Easton West, and his daughter, Sunset Cyntha West.

    also, i know of two kids, brothers, whose names, altho i don't know the exact spelling, are Lemonjello, pronounced "le-MON-juh-low," and Oranjello, pronounced "oh-RON-juh-low." yes, named for lemon jello and orange jello...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnLee105
    There's a Berry Hotel?

    Oh, forget it.
    Since when does your parents give you a special "last name"?


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    I know a Korean family whose last name is Baek. This can also mean "one-hundred." So their first daughter they named Hanna, which can also mean "one." Their second daughter they named Doori, which can also mean "two." So their kids names in Korean were effectively "one hundred and one", and "one hundred and two."
    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
    The truth is, anyone can be a wolf in sheep's clothes. Except maybe Hillary. That's a wolf in a slightly less attractive wolf's clothing.

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    These people are going to google their names and bust our asses for making fun of them

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    oh yeah, my grandfather on my mother's side was named Bahk Gyu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memo
    These people are going to google their names and bust our asses for making fun of them
    Hahahahahahahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez
    You hear Kobe's name so much that it sounds normal, but he's named after a damn steak

    Mmmmmmm wagyu beef....

    for more reading... http://members.tripod.com/~BayGourmet/wagyu.html

    I need to try this steak in the near future....

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    my uncle's friend works at the immigration counter
    he once saw a name "fa kin yo" on the passport
    he had to pronounce the name professionally, you can tell he was holding the chuckles

    Yo - popular last name
    fa - rich
    kin - gold

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