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    Humor: Response to a "dear john" letter

    It's probably not true, but it made me laugh, nonetheless.

    DEAR JOHN: (This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You
    have to love a man with a sense of humor in the face of defeat)

    A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received
    a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had
    slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with
    him.
    And, she wanted pictures of herself back. So, the Marine did what any
    squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and
    collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 picture of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the
    following note. "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove
    your picture and send the rest back.

    "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."

    "Cold silence has
    A tendancy to
    Atrophy any
    Sense of compassion."

    MJK

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    Funny.

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    hahaha ouch
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    I like it
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    That's pretty good.
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    OBG. I love hearing it everytime.
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