Being hit on by a good-looking woman

[ialsohaveadream]

Is there any nicer way to start your day? Obviously, it happened to me today. Of course, I so rarely have women hit on me that I almost didn't notice that's what was happening. I steered the conversation back into neutral territory (I'm a faithful man), but still...isn't it just a damn good feeling?

[whitak24]

it is. but it's not as good a feeling as having nija hit on you!

anyway, this thread is worthless without pics!

[ialsohaveadream]

Well, since it would've been rather awkward to suggest that she take a picture with me.....

She said she had been in the Navy, and she'd just gotten out a year ago and was going to school. Her body was, as they say, "bangin".

And good point, Nija hitting on me would be a life-altering event....or at least a screen-name-altering event.

[Nija]

And good point, Nija hitting on me would be a life-altering event....or at least a screen-name-altering event.

You know... ever since I saw your picture in that thread that showed which celebrity you are supposed to look like... I've also had a few dreams...

[kimchicowboy]

are you sure it wasn't a dream? heheh

[ialsohaveadream]

You know... ever since I saw your picture in that thread that showed which celebrity you are supposed to look like... I've also had a few dreams...

I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!

Maybe the few ladies around this place can give me an answer as to why women so rarely approach men. Believe me, if I weren't snagged already, I'd be all over that.

[brainsmile]

cause our nose picking, butt crack showing selves are not that hot

[ialsohaveadream]

Uhhhh, BS, you're a woman?

[Jenny]

haha no no, he said OUR, meaning men's.

[ialsohaveadream]

It's all so clear to me now. I thought maybe BS had gone to visit the plastic surgeon.

In that case, good point BS.

[whitak24]

cause our nose picking, butt crack showing selves are not that hot

such a good point.

women don't hit on men.....BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO THEM (despite every man's secret fantasy that each woman he walks past wants to have his babies )

[brainsmile]

probably cause they're so jaded in a sense. Hi... <staring at breasts> my name is Bob <continues to stare> what's your name? Great.... man your body is smokin....

[ialsohaveadream]

probably cause they're so jaded in a sense. Hi... <staring at breasts> my name is Bob <continues to stare> what's your name? Great.... man your body is smokin....

*Note to self* Don't let BS watch me talk to women again. Also, may want to consider looking at eyes when talking to women.

[molecularfire]

Women have eyes?

[oblongmelon]

I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!

Maybe the few ladies around this place can give me an answer as to why women so rarely approach men. Believe me, if I weren't snagged already, I'd be all over that.

if that's what you're lookin for-perhaps some cracked out corner ho will do ya fine and dandy..I hear they approach men all the time. BJ for a buck=who can beat that eh men?

[whitak24]

the ones on my corner charge $25 for a BJ. damn high cost of living in NYC

[ialsohaveadream]

My point was actually that men are so used to having to approach a woman, that when one approaches you, you're impressed. Mostly because you know how hard it can be to be in her position, taking a chance.

Are you suggesting that when men approach women, we're all whores? Just because a woman has the courage to hit on a man doesn't make her a hooker.

[cheapie]

if that's what you're lookin for-perhaps some cracked out corner ho will do ya fine and dandy..I hear they approach men all the time. BJ for a buck=who can beat that eh men?

a buck??? i gotta move. i pay, well, 1/2 my income. lol.

[molecularfire]

Are you suggesting that when men approach women, we're all whores?

Actually, a vast majority of us are. In the very least, we're sluts.

[brainsmile]

Are you suggesting that when men approach women, we're all whores? Just because a woman has the courage to hit on a man doesn't make her a hooker.

I wonder if guys would take offense to getting offered $$$ for sex more than women.

~Deuce Bigalow

[ialsohaveadream]

I wouldn't be offended as long as it was approached the right way (i.e. no "Hey slut, will you nail me for $20?"). Of course, I'd have to refuse any offer...again, I'm a taken man....but it'd be nice to know how much I could get on an open market.