Vegas Baby, Vegas... (my personal rant)

[OremuS]

Ok, so I just wanted to let the world know that at 12:45 est today, I am about to embark on my last venture in this world as a single man. 8 bachelors, 4 days, The Palms Las Vegas...need I say more? Knowing the guys that are taking me out there with me, it is going to be 4 days of complete debauchery and mayhem...or so I have been told. Guess I need to get it out of my system before the wedding in 2 weeks.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Woohoo!!!!

[cheapie]

lucky you!!!

[nickel]

WOW, that sounds like so.much.fun!

say "hi" to the Elvii for me!!!

[OremuS]

Oh there is nothing funner than having your wiener wake up at the crack of dawn and then start bugging you because it sees that because it's light out that means it's time to get fed... mornings...

Now that is some funny stuff...but SOOOOOO true. well, sometimes. lol.

[nickel]

Now that is some funny stuff...but SOOOOOO true. lol.

what? his dog is funny?

[OremuS]

what? his dog is funny?

I guess since my mind is in Vegas mode...it is a little sick and twisted.

[bachviet]

Have fun mang...

There are lots of things to see and pple to do in LV.

[Nija]

I was in Vegas this weekend.

It averaged about 100 degrees the entire weekend =\

[DarkFury]

Ok, so I just wanted to let the world know that at 12:45 est today, I am about to embark on my last venture in this world as a single man. 8 bachelors, 4 days, The Palms Las Vegas...need I say more? Knowing the guys that are taking me out there with me, it is going to be 4 days of complete debauchery and mayhem...or so I have been told. Guess I need to get it out of my system before the wedding in 2 weeks.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Woohoo!!!!

I guess you've already made your reservations at the Mustang Ranch right?

[Lothar]

Are you going into Binions at all?
I finally got my wsop 2004 t-shirt from there.

[Kevster]

what? his dog is funny?

Actually, you'd be amazed at some of the things my wiener can do.

[attgig]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Woohoo!!!!

errr.....except when you tell everyone on the internet what it is you're going to be doing and what you did and then you go post pictures.....

so post some pictures!

[chrissy]

I was in Vegas this weekend.

It averaged about 100 degrees the entire weekend =\

And to the locals, that isn't hot

Hmm, the palms this weekend... No Doubt concert there. It's gonna be a good weekend at Rain...

[Nija]

I guess you've already made your reservations at the Mustang Ranch right?

The mustang ranch has been closed for a few years

but the chicken ranch brothel... woooo doggie ( ) that's another story

And to the locals, that isn't hot

Hmm, the palms this weekend... No Doubt concert there. It's gonna be a good weekend at Rain...

And that's why people who live there are crazy

I spent almost as much on water as I did on food, jeez

[Showtime]

Vegas parties are the best. Have a good one.

-jel

[DarkFury]

The mustang ranch has been closed for a few years

but the chicken ranch brothel... woooo doggie ( ) that's another story

Well ok... well whatever the hell ranch that was recently featured on that HBO special is what I was talkin' about.

[ufcrusher]

You cant forget the Bunny Ranch!


Either way, have fun and party like its the last thing you are doing as a semi-free man! Oh, wait. Thats right. It is the last thing you are going to do as a semi-free man! Just remember that you have to live with yourself after the party, so when two strippers tie you down and start ____________ you.....its not your choice.

[DarkFury]

You cant forget the Bunny Ranch!

I only forgot the name... not what was in it.

[IrishSS]

Was just there 3 weeks ago for my birthday... had the best time I think Ive ever had. Was abotu 10 of us there. Cheetahs is worth a visit too... =)

[OremuS]

Ok, so I have finally returned from my weekend of exploits in LV. It was funny, on the Limo ride to the hotel, we passed a billboard for the Palms..."What happens at the Palms... Never happened." So I decided to live by that, for the most part. We got 3 pictures from the weekend. Sitting at a bar when we got there, toasting champagne right before checkout, and I got a picture with Tara Reid Sunday afternoon during the Palmsgirl competition at Skin.

Was pretty cool chilling out poolside, meeting George Maloof, Tara Reid, and seeing Nicole Richie hanging out in a cabana. As for Nicole and her recent cover and pics in Stuff magazine...must have been some serious airbrushing going on. Although she was better looking than several other women we saw.

Also saw the guys from No Doubt out by the pool, but sad to say, Gwen was no where to be found.

[DarkFury]

Ok, so I have finally returned from my weekend of exploits in LV. It was funny, on the Limo ride to the hotel, we passed a billboard for the Palms..."What happens at the Palms... Never happened." So I decided to live by that, for the most part. We got 3 pictures from the weekend. Sitting at a bar when we got there, toasting champagne right before checkout, and I got a picture with Tara Reid Sunday afternoon during the Palmsgirl competition at Skin.

Was pretty cool chilling out poolside, meeting George Maloof, Tara Reid, and seeing Nicole Richie hanging out in a cabana. As for Nicole and her recent cover and pics in Stuff magazine...must have been some serious airbrushing going on. Although she was better looking than several other women we saw.

Also saw the guys from No Doubt out by the pool, but sad to say, Gwen was no where to be found.

So what about the "good stuff"... We want DETAILS man!!!! We won't tell..

[OremuS]

So what about the "good stuff"... We want DETAILS man!!!! We won't tell..

Come on now...I can't share the really good stuff. I am getting married and all. For the most part though, it was pretty low-key. Just alot of boozing for the most part. I will say though, if you are ever at the Spearmint Rhino, make sure you ask for Colleen. She is quite a looker.

I guess you've already made your reservations at the Mustang Ranch right?

That is another funny thing. None of us went to any of the Bordellos in Nevada, but my best man did buy a menu for the Chicken Ranch from one of our cabbies. After much discussion, I think everyone agreed that the reverse half and half would have been the best. That is when you and then follow it up with .

[DarkFury]

Come on now...I can't share the really good stuff. I am getting married and all. For the most part though, it was pretty low-key. Just alot of boozing for the most part. I will say though, if you are ever at the Spearmint Rhino, make sure you ask for Colleen. She is quite a looker.

But that's the point... you MUST share with us!!! We won't tell...


Is your (future) wife a member here?

[yippiekiyeh]

Ya bunch of degenerates! Hey Oremus PM Tara Reid's Pic!