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    SS: Scabies

    I don't know if I was the only one misinformed, but I thought Scabies was a sexually transmitted disease... turns out it isn't! You can get it from a towel, bedsheets, etc.

    I have to wash everything in hot water and put on a topical medicine one time and hopefully it's gone. What a PITA
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    you got scabies on your peepee?

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    Scabies are better than the syphillis you thought you had

    "Nija is the dark soul of gotapex. We don't like to talk about him." - LPMiller

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    you got scabies on your peepee?
    arms, wrists, thighs mostly

    Quote Originally Posted by Nija
    Scabies are better than the syphillis you thought you had
    YES... Corsec was right... for something to show up 3 months since you've had "maritals" probably isn't going to be syphilis
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    Quote Originally Posted by ski
    YES... Corsec was right... for something to show up 3 months since you've had "maritals" probably isn't going to be syphilis


    ski isn't pure anymore! he's going to hell


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nija


    ski isn't pure anymore! he's going to hell

    she was my wife....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ski
    she was my wife....


    ski didn't tell us he:
    a) had a girlfriend
    b) was engaged
    c) was getting married
    d) is now married

    keep digging, spanky

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    scabies... isn't that what you get from dogs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nija


    ski didn't tell us he:
    a) had a girlfriend
    b) was engaged
    c) was getting married
    d) is now married

    keep digging, spanky
    yeh, what is up with that?
    there is a Mrs. Ski?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    yeh, what is up with that?
    there is a Mrs. Ski?
    My friends, let's clear this all up! There is no Mrs. ski... Nija had called me out on losing the big V to a girlfriend this past spring, that's all

    Quote Originally Posted by usedillusion
    scabies... isn't that what you get from dogs?
    actually I think I got it from the new mouse I got 3 weeks ago, that mysteriously died 1 week ago... dirty Mexican

    (FYI, his NAME was "The Mexican" )
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    Quote Originally Posted by ski
    My friends, let's clear this all up! There is no Mrs. ski... Nija had called me out on losing the big V to a girlfriend this past spring, that's all


    actually I think I got it from the new mouse I got 3 weeks ago, that mysteriously died 1 week ago... dirty Mexican

    (FYI, his NAME was "The Mexican" )
    so you fondled a dirty mouse-the rubbed your thighs..woa..i think there are websights devoted to that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by oblongmelon
    so you fondled a dirty mouse-the rubbed your thighs..woa..i think there are websights devoted to that..
    ewwwwwwwwww
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    Quote Originally Posted by oblongmelon
    so you fondled a dirty mouse-the rubbed your thighs..woa..i think there are websights devoted to that..
    I got it on my hands first (from handling the mouse), then in one cataclysmic event, I was in an itch frenzy all night. I don't want to go into details, folks, but you're making me!

    DONE

    NO MORE SCABIES AFTER THIS WEEKEND

    thank you!
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    well, you brought it up. and i was afraid for you and the syphillis.... then i thought you might have crabs..... and then scabies on your willie.... and then married to a chick that gave you those scabies.... well it's not been the most pleasant thread for us either.

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    i always thought it was an std you got from wool (mostly from sheep)
    I have an athlon xp 2500+ ... aren't you glad you know that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowSurfer
    i always thought it was an std you got from wool (mostly from sheep)


    (innocent there)
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    I thought it was the name of Cleatus's daughter.
    Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind!
    Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
    Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

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