they think WE are the sex that is hard to figure out, hard to read?
nuh-uh, they take the cake.
so i am giving up on them.... not going to converse with them.... not going to try and figure out what they mean....
at least through the weekend.... if i can make it.
Women are. Just ask any guy!Originally Posted by nickel
We aren't all that hard to figure out.
Sex
Beer
Big TV
Computer
Car
Was that that hard?
you forgot boobies.
they think WE are the sex that is hard to figure out, hard to read?
nuh-uh, they take the cake.
so i am giving up on them.... not going to converse with them.... not going to try and figure out what they mean....
at least through the weekend.... if i can make it.
come on girl. give us details!
70% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders
Perhaps it is the specific man and not just men... Some girls can be confusing but i know a few who are more then willing to tell you whats going on.. Or perhaps you are chasing guys that you think you want to be with when in fact its not the best fit... Either way, i wouldn't swear them off yet... I am sure there are like 2 maybe 3 good ones left in the world.
"The girl is crafty like ice is cold."
"I left my heart in san francisco... And my liver at Moe's Tavern."
A real friend is one who listens to you as much as they talk to you.
She couldn't have me, so she turned to Lesbianism. Unlike Twee, who is content with stalking me.
Don't forget peace and quiet.
And remember never to ask us to go to weddings or your parents place. And don't ask too many questions.
:monkey:
ok now... I'm with nickel... I'm giving up on men too
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lesbo...
thoughts...
How could I forget peace and quiet!
My fiance always asks why men take so long in the bathroom. I tell her I read a magazine in there because its the only place I can lock the door and sit alone.
I bet Nickel always goes for those "Bad Boy" types, which is why she is having so many problems.
Steph lived with a bunch of snooty biotches during junior year (some where pretty hot), that found out I worked in computers, which suddenly made me a leper. They all dated bad boy drinkers. Funny, none are married and all are still dating losers.
Geeks rule!
LK
Wow.. pretty drastic statement from 5cent...
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I have pretty much given up on men also nickel. My life is less exciting but not as stressful! In my experience though men tend to say what they mean. It is how we are interpreting what they say that can be different.
Must...
"No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions."
- Charles Steinmetz
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
- Douglas Adams
$.05: Would you care for another schnitzengruben?
Him: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
$.05: Well then, uh, how about a little, uh ... (she whispers in his ear)
Him: Baby please. I am not from Havana. Excuse me honey. Besides, I'm late for work. I've got some heavy chores to do.
$.05: Will I, will I see you later?
Him: Well, it all depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.
$.05 grabs on to him and begs him not to go as he leaves, making a spectacle of herself.
Him: Auf Wiedersehen, baby.
70% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders
As long as you admit it's your fault.
Seriously NB, do a nerd
As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.
"No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions."
- Charles Steinmetz
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
- Douglas Adams
"Dayuum man... they said you was hung"
"They's was right...
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i KNEW you'd get it and reply.
70% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders
i think EVERY girl goes for the bad boy type!!
I actually agree with you here. Never figured out what girls see in guys to begin with. They are the hotter gender. Heck, if I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian too.they think WE are the sex that is hard to figure out, hard to read?
nuh-uh, they take the cake.
so i am giving up on them.... not going to converse with them.... not going to try and figure out what they mean....
at least through the weekend.... if i can make it.
Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.
I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.
We obviously have the more fun genitaliaI actually agree with you here. Never figured out what girls see in guys to begin with. They are the hotter gender. Heck, if I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian too.
As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.
Let's see, we....
-take out the trash
-can reach things on the top shelf
-can squish spiders
-know how to put oil in the car
-move furniture
Basically they love us because they need someone to do the heavy labor.
:monkey:
Not to mention the back rubs we give, the baths we draw, and the big lift you off the ground hugs when you are feeling down... Guys have there moments.. all 2 of them.
"The girl is crafty like ice is cold."
"I left my heart in san francisco... And my liver at Moe's Tavern."
A real friend is one who listens to you as much as they talk to you.
I highly suggest that you spend more time playing with female geintalia. They can be quite entertaining.
Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.
I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.
Try the "hard to get" approach.
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3 days ~ Willie Nelson
3 days I dread to see arrive
3 days I hate to be alive
3 days filled with tears and sorrow
yesterday today and tomorrow
Nickel, have you ever "broke on through to the other side," if you know what I mean. If not, you should
But really, I don't think men are all that confusing. i don't even think they're worse than us. in fact, lots of times they're more forthright, while we insist on dealing with issues in a roundabout way (like me with my conniving/brooding nature) . I think it's just that men are more often in it for the challenge. once they've achieved their goal, it's more of a feat to keep them interested, and what you once saw as good qualities can be obscured by your new 'relationship' status and all it entails.
lots of my friends complain about the unloyal, straying type guys, but i've only experienced guys who were attentive... leading to borderline obsessive. some people think that's a better deal, but there's a lot of small print that comes to 'stalk' you later.
Last edited by usedillusion; 08-10-2004 at 01:34 PM.
Yes but where's the mischeif
As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.
Amen! There's nothing quite like a quiet bathroom with something to read.
Yeah I don't have a problem admitting it. . . I am not a man
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