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    how to date a white woman

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...528630-3219857

    I wonder how high is a 2000+ sales rank on the amazon scale?

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    bwhahahaha!

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    * 1 person recommended Is Size Important? in addition to How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men


    The reviews are particularly funny

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    damnit gear02, you beat me to the punch, i saw that too.
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    Wow, that's an a$$hole way to do things.
    You are an a$$hole

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    hee hee. thanks for the heads up guys!


    yeah right. i don't need a book to know how to pick up ANY girl.
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    Reviewer: golden boy "golden boy" (korea town)
    If i had to describe this book in one word, it would be "simply amazing". After years and years of being a total loser and striking out with women, even asian women, (even the easy ones in south east asia), I was a lost soul, hopeless, and not too mention a thirty two year old virgin. Pathetic huh?

    Well after years of being a total loser, my friends, who seem to get all the ladies, recommended Adam Quan's book to me... After chapter one titled "Stop being a loser", I knew this book would change my life 4ever. I promptly finished the book and before I knew it, I had white women all over me, even the red headed ones with freckles everywhere. Not only had I lost my virginity, I had so much sex I thought I had caught and std. Whew! that was close.

    I learned from this book that the white woman, is the most prized possesion of minority men, and that all other women are not only useless, but just inferior to the white woman. And I also learned that the quote "that once you go white, you know it's all right." Isn't only the mantra of this book, but that is also rhymes.

    thank you mr. quan. thank you for changing my life. thank you for changing this toad into a P- hound... Needless to say, thanks to Mr. Quan, I'm pretty bad....

    Micheal Jackson Bad!!


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    Heh... so when do we get to see the movie?

    BTW... do they have this in Black, Hispanic, and Native American versions?


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    only going to prove once again there is a book out there on just about anything imagineable.

    i am writing a book btw titled "cold pizza for breakfast" which is all about men.
    get in for pre-release copies

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    Reviewer: Andrew Austria

    Not only did I learn how to compensate for my incredibly small (...) size, but I also learned that White women are all the same and can be categorized so that Asian men like me can be successful in getting our genes on White women's jeans. I applied your techniques to a female albino ape. Lovemaking has never been better...or existant for me...before this book was bought for only $19.
    "female albino ape"?? BWAHAHAHA!!

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    Another priceless review
    This is a great book, with a single qualification: not all white women are created equal. For example, this book does not work at all on Eastern European women, unless they're from the Ukraine. Even a little bit of Eastern European blood is like poison. I was at a bar and my game didn't seem to be working, and then I realized what the problem was: her great grandmother was Romanian. I just walked away.
    -Mike

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    On a similar note, stay tuned to my forthcoming book, "How to score some black tail: a guide for white guys who love a badonkadonk"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream
    On a similar note, stay tuned to my forthcoming book, "How to score some black tail: a guide for white guys who love a badonkadonk"
    Ahem... "Ba-dunkadunk".

    But you were SOOOO close.


    (j/k)


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    white women are whores

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nija
    white women are whores
    Only if you drive a BMW 325

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    Ahem... "Ba-dunkadunk".

    But you were SOOOO close.
    Whatever, man. It's all in the way you say it. Besides, my phrase is "booty for days", as in, "You see Shakira shakin it? She's got booty for days."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream
    Whatever, man. It's all in the way you say it. Besides, my phrase is "booty for days", as in, "You see Shakira shakin it? She's got booty for days."
    We call it... "coffee table booty"... or "onion booty".


    Either you can set your drink on it... or it will make you cry.



    There ain't nuttin' wrong with a gal haven't a lil "junk in the trunk". /cue the Sanford and Son music...


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    Reminds me of this book:
    Machiavellian's Guide To Womanizing

    I actually once bought this book at BN-my friends and I cracked up reading it.
    The idea that someone would actually use it for what it claims to help you do...is kinda scary though.
    Five years...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream
    Besides, my phrase is "booty for days", as in, "
    Put a week on it.
    :monkey:

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    2000 or so amazon sales rank is awesome... that man is gettin PAID.
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    Looks like the author is writing reviews as well.

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