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    11 year old girl attacks babysitter w/ machete

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    Determined little buggar. Machete, shovel, bat .. choking a dog..

    Kid's got probs, yo.

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    Sounds like that movie "Hey Mom... the babysitter is dead".

    Dayuuum... kids like this need a WARDEN versus a baby sitter.


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    WTF is going on with kids nowaday?
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    Sounds like she is going to grow up to be a serial killer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bachviet
    WTF is going on with kids nowaday?
    They can't hide from cameras in the rural anymore.
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    And umm quick note to the parents.. Why do you leave a bat, shovel, bb gun, and a machete laying around the yard? Do you have weekly duels like Mad Max beyond Thunder Dome or what?
    "The girl is crafty like ice is cold."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maarchk
    And umm quick note to the parents.. Why do you leave a bat, shovel, bb gun, and a machete laying around the yard? Do you have weekly duels like Mad Max beyond Thunder Dome or what?
    2 man enter... 1 man leave.

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    Man, bring spanking back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    2 man enter... 1 man leave.

    Bust a deal... spin the wheel.
    Ha ha, we were watching that on dtv the other night.

    That little girl may have some pschological problems ,but she must have done stuff like that before. Where did she learn it? Like Maarchk said, look at their yard.

    She sounds like she'll grow up to be the next Laurena Bobbit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apex
    Man, bring spanking back!
    I dunno about this one oh great leader... you don't let her feed the dog, she tries to shoot you and hack you with a machette. Not sure I wanna find out what she would do if I tried to spank her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by molecularfire
    I dunno about this one oh great leader... you don't let her feed the dog, she tries to shoot you and hack you with a machette. Not sure I wanna find out what she would do if I tried to spank her.
    They waited too late to begin the spankings....


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    sorry, this was freakin hilarious at first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brainsmile
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