Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 30 of 103

Thread: Men - help me - Been hit down below

  1. #1

    Men - help me - Been hit down below

    Brothas,

    I asked some of you this, but I was in a fight two days ago. This guy caught me makkin his girl and to get even with me, kicked me (3 times!) down below (yeah in my balls!). Been to doc and i ok down there, tho it still aches but i wanna get even with this punk! What should i do bros? Help me out here (and if you have any ideas about how to dull the ache then thats cool too!)

    Peace!

  2. #2
    Old Skooler Numba 1 eSDee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Location
    Diego
    Posts
    10,065
    Why were you mackin his chick?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    3 days ~ Willie Nelson

    3 days I dread to see arrive
    3 days I hate to be alive
    3 days filled with tears and sorrow
    yesterday today and tomorrow

  3. #3
    Chief of Naval Operations cheapie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    raising my pimp hand strong
    Posts
    13,042
    yeah. you sound like fair game. tell us why you're the good guy here.
    70% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders

  4. #4

    Fool

    Quote Originally Posted by eSDeeLoco
    Why were you mackin his chick?
    I never liked this fool so i thought i'd make him look stupid by gettin it on with his girl. Think they planned it tho!

    He needed takin down a peg or two man - he was cocky and he annoyed me! Still needs a reality check - tha punk ass!

  5. #5
    Admiral Merlin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Square On My Arse
    Posts
    7,410
    I'd say you want to get real close to an ice pack. May not seem like the most fun thing to do but if you want the pain to go away there is no better way than ice.

    As for the other guy...you should probably let it go before he kicks your ass even worse next time. You nailed his chick. Be happy with that.

    And why is this in the Auto forum?
    :monkey:

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin
    I'd say you want to get real close to an ice pack. May not seem like the most fun thing to do but if you want the pain to go away there is no better way than ice.

    As for the other guy...you should probably let it go before he kicks your ass even worse next time. You nailed his chick. Be happy with that.

    And why is this in the Auto forum?
    I didnt get his chick, they set me up so that i thought i was! Ice aint goin nowhere near my nuts man! You crayzee? They ache enuff as it is!

    Wrong forum area! Sorry man! Now tell me how to get even man - i got to for my pride!

  7. #7
    Rear Admiral Lower Half Cubsfan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    2,743
    Quote Originally Posted by mancboy
    I didnt get his chick, they set me up so that i thought i was! Ice aint goin nowhere near my nuts man! You crayzee? They ache enuff as it is!

    Wrong forum area! Sorry man! Now tell me how to get even man - i got to for my pride!
    Just out of curiosity, how old are you?

  8. #8

  9. #9

    Come on

    Come on guys i need help!

  10. #10

    Men

    Guys sympathise with me here and give me sum advice!

  11. #11
    Admiral Merlin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Square On My Arse
    Posts
    7,410
    Seriously dude it sound like something you should let go before you really get your ass kicked.
    :monkey:

  12. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin
    Seriously dude it sound like something you should let go before you really get your ass kicked.
    Nah man i aint - i can easily take this guy, hes smaller than me and all- he just got lucky!

  13. #13
    Chief of Naval Operations Nija's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    City of The Dead
    Posts
    13,561
    So you got played, by another dude, and his chick. They set you up, or so you would have us try to believe.

    a) You're a bitch. You don't go mack on his chick, just because you don't like the prick.
    b) You deserved another few kicks to the nuts, and maybe a few to the head. You deserved every ache, moan and humilitation you got.
    c) You got your ass beat over a girl.
    d) You like pain, since you don't want to take the advice of others, i.e. put ice on dos juevos.

    Please come back when you get your ass('cuse me) nuts kicked again. I shall enjoy the same hearty laugh, I'm enjoying right now

    "Nija is the dark soul of gotapex. We don't like to talk about him." - LPMiller

  14. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Nija
    So you got played, by another dude, and his chick. They set you up, or so you would have us try to believe.

    a) You're a bitch. You don't go mack on his chick, just because you don't like the prick.
    b) You deserved another few kicks to the nuts, and maybe a few to the head. You deserved every ache, moan and humilitation you got.
    c) You got your ass beat over a girl.
    d) You like pain, since you don't want to take the advice of others, i.e. put ice on dos juevos.

    Please come back when you get your ass('cuse me) nuts kicked again. I shall enjoy the same hearty laugh, I'm enjoying right now
    To hell with you! Alright i was a bit stoopid but i didnt deserve that! And i WONT lose again!

  15. #15
    Chief of Naval Operations attgig's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    the burbs of baltimore
    Posts
    11,965
    dude, learn how to spell. getting kicked in the balls shouldn't affect how you spell.

  16. #16

    Pain

    Quote Originally Posted by attgig
    dude, learn how to spell. getting kicked in the balls shouldn't affect how you spell.
    Man spellin aint at the top of my mind rite now - the pain in my nut sac is all im thinkin bout! Guess you cant relate or youd sympathise with the hell i goin thru rite bout now! Arrrggghhhh! This is hell!

  17. #17
    Chief of Naval Operations cheapie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    raising my pimp hand strong
    Posts
    13,042
    Quote Originally Posted by attgig
    dude, learn how to spell. getting kicked in the balls shouldn't affect how you spell.


    ahahahaha.....
    70% of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders

  18. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by cheapie
    ahahahaha.....
    This **** aint funny man - why you laughin at my ass? You never been thru this hell before huh?

  19. #19
    Captain Mike_N_Ike's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2000
    Location
    Irvine, CA
    Posts
    1,676
    Quote Originally Posted by Nija


    Sorry manc...I hope you feel better soon.

    I think you ought to let this one go homie. You hurt the guys pride - he hurt yours. Leave it at that.
    -Mike

  20. #20

    Cant

    I can Mike n Ike! He hurt me bad and no-one does that **** to me! he's goin down! I just need to decide how and whether i need some protection next time (what you think?) like a cup! Do they work anyway?

  21. #21
    Lieutenant Commander chadlnc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    947
    Quote Originally Posted by mancboy
    I can Mike n Ike! He hurt me bad and no-one does that **** to me! he's goin down! I just need to decide how and whether i need some protection next time (what you think?) like a cup! Do they work anyway?
    They do work, but I would suggest using two. The styrofoam ones work best but aren't that good for the environment. The glass ones work great, but when they break they can cause more problems.

    I'm thinking your best bet right now would be to get a wiffle ball bat and go after him. Whack at his knees a few times first to get him mad then aim straight for his left arm to disable him.

  22. #22
    Vice Chairwoman, Joint Chieftess of Staff nickel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Jeterville, NYY
    Posts
    17,889
    man, your balls are gonna swell up like coconuts come tomorrow morning

  23. #23

    Thanks

    Thanks for that, look forward to tomorrow then!

  24. #24
    Rear Admiral Upper Half DankNstickY's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    deep in the throat of ... cali?
    Posts
    3,027
    dear sir with swollen testes and puffy sac,

    i hope you stop acting like a moron, or you'll end up as bad as p3rsian.

    kthnxbye
    -[ www.dankink.com ]-
    Quote Originally Posted by p3rsian
    I am sofa king we Todd Ed

  25. #25

    What the hell?

    Quote Originally Posted by DankNstickY
    dear sir with swollen testes and puffy sac,

    i hope you stop acting like a moron, or you'll end up as bad as p3rsian.

    kthnxbye
    Youre the moron - thanks for help *******! And what the hell is p3rsian? Fool!

  26. #26
    Rear Admiral Upper Half DankNstickY's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    deep in the throat of ... cali?
    Posts
    3,027
    wow... you're pretty close already.

    what help do you want? if i were to be stupid enough to get kicked in the nads by somebody like you were, i would have thought up a bunch of stuff already on how to get back. your balls arent attached directly to your brain. start thinking.
    -[ www.dankink.com ]-
    Quote Originally Posted by p3rsian
    I am sofa king we Todd Ed

  27. #27

    Jump!

    Quote Originally Posted by DankNstickY
    wow... you're pretty close already.

    what help do you want? if i were to be stupid enough to get kicked in the nads by somebody like you were, i would have thought up a bunch of stuff already on how to get back. your balls arent attached directly to your brain. start thinking.
    No, but sounds like you have balls for brains! Bet you wood be stoopid enough to get hit by someone like me!

  28. #28
    Rear Admiral Upper Half DankNstickY's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    deep in the throat of ... cali?
    Posts
    3,027
    sure buddy
    -[ www.dankink.com ]-
    Quote Originally Posted by p3rsian
    I am sofa king we Todd Ed

  29. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by DankNstickY
    sure buddy
    Bet yo as - anytime man id take yo punk ass on! And serve up a good ole fashion plate o whoop ass on you punk bitch!

  30. #30
    Captain Mike_N_Ike's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2000
    Location
    Irvine, CA
    Posts
    1,676
    Quote Originally Posted by mancboy
    Bet yo as - anytime man id take yo punk ass on! And serve up a good ole fashion plate o whoop ass on you punk bitch!
    You are an idiot. Next time this guy kicks your ass, maybe you can record it for us
    -Mike

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •