L@@k Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese....Only $99,999,999.00
I dont believe this... I am sure someone is getting ripped off...
" THIS IS A SERIOUS AUCTION!
THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECIEVE THIS PHYSICAL ITEM!! EBAY PLEASE DO NOT PULL THIS AUCTION OFF, IT NOT A HOAX OR A JOKE OF ANY SORT, A GENUINE ITEM!!! THIS IS A PAYPAL AUCTION ONLY!!! PAYMENT MUST BE RECIEVED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF AUCTION CLOSE! NO EXCEPTIONS!! NO BIDDERS WITH A ZERO FEEDBACK RATING!!
You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock, I would like to point out there is no mold or disingration, The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potiental mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle, It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle, people ask me if I have had blessings since she has been in my home, I do feel I have, I have won $70,000 (total) on different occasions at the casino near by my house, I can show the recipts to the high bidder if they are interested, I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God, That is my solem belief, but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like, I am not scamming anyone, I would like all potinetal bidders to know that this has gained alot of attention from media personell around the country, On Tuesday November 16, 2004 the Miami Herald will feature a story in thier paper on this phenomon, Also Today which is November 15, 2004 The story of The Virgin Mary In The Grilled Cheese will be aired on Channel 4 News here in South Florida, The story has been told nationwide on radio stations ect. I also would like all onlookers to understand why I am choosing to keep the high bidders ID private, I listed this once before and had all kinds of emails some were nice and funny comments but many were cruel intended, and vindictive, I ignored them but, I do not wish to subject potiental buyers to this form of invasion, The last time this was listed there were over 80,000 viewers, Like I said I recieved alot of emails that were down right cruel intended, I do not care I will not read them anyhow, but you should not waste your time being vindictive, I am asking that only serious questions about the item be emailed to me, not jokes or ridiclous comments, If you have a genuine question please do feel free to email, I am not scamming anyone I am selling this item proivided that there is a serious bid with a payment, SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY! DO NOT BID IF YOU INTEND TO RETRACT THE BID OR FOOL AROUND, THERE IS NO RESERVE ON THIS AUCTION!! I AM STARTING IT OUT AT THE BOTTOM LINE PRICE THAT I INTEND TO SELL THIS ITEM FOR!! "
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Stupid Auction" Virgin Mary's Used Gum in Grilled Cheese!! LOOK & SEE! "
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Virgin Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in Grilled Cheese!
Two funny questions for the seller
Questions from other buyers for this listing
Q: But isn't the anorexic one kinda slutty, and quite possibly no longer a virgin? Just curious, Donald Answered on Nov-16-04
A: Thank you for your inquiry Curious Donald. I believe you may have been misled by my auction. If you were under the impression that I was referring to the current "sexual status" of the Olsen twins you are mistaken. My intention was to indicate that this sandwich was made without any alcohol. Though... I probly should have said,"Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in VIRGIN Grilled Cheese". I think I may have gotten swept up in the urgency of getting my sacred relic up for auction (like so many of us were prone to doing).
Q: Are you retarded??? you simply have too much time on your hands. Answered on Nov-16-04
A: Thank you for your inquiry but I do not have time to debate with non-believers and skeptics. Every once in a lifetime chance tosses us something to tickle our imagination and prompt the "belief" sneeze we've been waiting to blow. Virgin Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in Grilled Cheese IS that sneeze.
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Virgin Mary's Chewed Gum, Not In Grilled Cheese!!!!!
Some Funny questions regarding this
Questions from other buyers for this listing
Q: Did the gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? Answered on Nov-16-04
A: I don't believe so. It still smells like spearmint, and should have enough flavor for one more hurrah.
Q: If i purchase this gum of history from you, will the Virgin visit me? I *raeally* need to be blessed. thanks. Answered on Nov-16-04
A: I can't promise anything, but you might be able to get ahold of her at 1-888-los-tgum.
Q: I've had bad luck at the casinos lately. You got the gum after you got lucky, but do you think it makes you lucky? Answered on Nov-16-04
A: I would like to think that the gum provided me the luck, but it's more likely my pimpness that got me lucky.
Q: Does it come with a satisfaction guarantee? What if Mary lied to you.. would you just call it "Mary's Gum" then? Answered on Nov-16-04
A: Unfortunatly I cannot guarantee your satisfaction. And yes I would just call it Mary's gum, but I'm going to say that she was telling the truth. :-)
Q: How old is the gum? How has it been stored since its last use? Has it been displayed publically since it was last used? Does this item come from a pet-free home? I'm asking this because of the possibility of contamination with pet dander, hair, hairballs, bodily emissions, etc. Answered on Nov-16-04
A: The gum was left on Saturday night, so it is still nice and fresh. It is stored in a ziploc baggy, so it is free from contamination, and it has not been displayed publically. I was going to keep for myself, but I feel that the public should share in the miracle that was Saturday night.
Q: Did the gum help with it being an immaculate conception? Or, did Mary remove the gum for other oral miracles? Just curious, Donald Answered on Nov-16-04
A: The gum was removed prior. There is still plenty of yummy goodness to go around.
Q: Do you still have the wrapper? It is probably worth more if you have the original wrapper. Answered on Nov-16-04
A: Yes I do have the wrapper. It is a little wrinkled, but still very usable.
Q: Is this Juicy Fruit or Nicorette or another fine flavour? Is it from a smoke free home? Is this legal in Utah? Can you gift wrap it? Can you wait six months for me to pay you for it? I dropped the soap while in the shower here at Raiford and then and broke both of my arms and legs and am unable to move at the moment, however, I'm able to type this mess and bid. Thanks, Ben Dover Answered on Nov-16-04
A: The gum is Wrigley's Doublemint, from a smoke free home. I do believe that gum is legal in Utah, and yes I can gift wrap it for you. Sorry, but payment must be made within 3 days. Bail money...
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