SpongeBob SquarePants `kidnapped' from Little Falls restaurant
LITTLE FALLS, Minn. - He's big, he's yellow, and he's missing.
Police in Little Falls are searching for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants, taken from his perch atop a Burger King restaurant.
The popular cartoon character was plugging his new movie in a joint marketing deal with Burger King.
Police found a ransom note which reads: "We have SpongeBob. Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes." It was signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. And the note had this postscript: "Patrick is next," a reference to SpongeBob's starfish buddy.
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