If you shave your pubes, you gotta shave your entire body guys. Cuz nothing looks more f*cked up than hairy gut, hairy legs...and nothing in between. Looks like a garbage fire broke out on your nuts...
-Dave Attell
If you shave your pubes, you gotta shave your entire body guys. Cuz nothing looks more f*cked up than hairy gut, hairy legs...and nothing in between. Looks like a garbage fire broke out on your nuts...
-Dave Attell
ha ha ha... funny quote of the day.
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DCM #1 (Founder)
"Nobody beats Vitus Gerulaitis 18 times in a row." - Vitus Gerulaitis on beating Jimmy Connors after 17 failed attempts.
he is indeed a funny man. i got to meet him and he is just as funny off the stage. it helps that my future sister in law is a comedy agent.
It seems like being an agent would be fun... how do you get into that field
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DCM #1 (Founder)
"Nobody beats Vitus Gerulaitis 18 times in a row." - Vitus Gerulaitis on beating Jimmy Connors after 17 failed attempts.
My favorite quote from him thus far:
"Hey ladies, does size matter?"
(Cheers from the audience)
"And the whores have spoken."
Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
/just finished shaving
Who told the bald guy to look in my bathroom window?!?
she got into it working for a small PR company (small like there were 3 people including her) that did only comedy PR while in college. she then got hired as an assistant agent basically doing grunt work like bookings and promotions and then got promoted. her job is all about personality, dedication, and connections. people are very superficial and judge on personality and connections. there's a lot of BS to it and like most of the entertainment industry there is a lot of weight put on who you know. but when you land big names as your clients and get those clients good jobs, they pay you well for it.
she is out a lot of nights because her clients are performing or she has to go and schmooze. i never want her job, but I love the perks of it! we call her and say, "hey, who is in town this weekend, we want to go to a show" and she just puts us on the guest list. i haven't paid for a comedy show in the 4 years that I've been with my fiance.
if you want more info or something, PM me and I can tell you more about it.
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Finding love is tough, you know. I walk into a bar... and I see a girl sitting there. But she's got a shiner... a black eye... so of course I'm thinkin', "Great... she doesn't listen."
He's awesome.
Dave.
I loved that the first time I heard it. I think I was in the student lounge at school because I remember some feminist anal chick saying, "That's not funny. That encourages violence against women, blah blah blah blah."
And then I loved it even more because she hated it.
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