www.passwird.com/toys
control yourselves, ladies
www.passwird.com/toys
control yourselves, ladies
I think you would have more success if Passwird himself was going on the date.
what a cute idea. i'd bid...but i'd dead broke. sorry.
Passwird, you're a terrible salesman. The description for your friend should go something like this:
"Steve here is an avid outdoorsman who goes rock climbing and kayaking at every opportunity. He's a 4828th-degree black belt. The businesses he owns bring in over $3.6 billion annually. Steve lives off the interest from his investments, preferring to use his vast fortune to fund charitable causes. He was unavailable to write his own description because he is currently in Florence, Italy. Any time Steve goes jet-setting, he leaves behind all modes of contact- cell, email, etc.- so that he can really soak in the countries he visits. Steve loves puppies and cats, and is a big fan of babies. He plans on hiring several nannies when his future wife (maybe you!) eventually decides to have kids."
Post that....you should be able to double the highest bid.
ROFLMAO
And yeah, I agree with Leon...
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how bout auctioning off a virgin
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oh darn. i'm overseas.
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"If you have the winning bid and don't pay up, there's pretty much nothing I can do about it. So uh...don't do it. " Don't TELL them that!! shhhh!!!
Just tell them you have "associates" in every State and several countries, and if they don't pay up, they will be very sorry!
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Originally Posted by Leon
ROFLMAO
And yeah, I agree with Leon...
Who says Spence has "tapped dat ass" before?how bout auctioning off a virgin
What no chick up for auction? Dude you're missing half the audience. Oh also I have a question... What are you going to do if the top bidder is a dude?
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If you look at your sig, you will know:What no chick up for auction? Dude you're missing half the audience. Oh also I have a question... What are you going to do if the top bidder is a dude?
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better hope those Nor Cal ladies pony up the dough.
I gotta agree with Airencracken on this one...
1) Guys are more likely than girls to bid more on stuff like this.
2) If the highest bid is a dude, you have an uncomfortable situation. If the person being auctioned off is a girl and the highest bid is a girl, you have a video you can sell for even more money.
Think about it...
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I dunno about pimping out a girl though. Cuz if the top bidder is a creep...bleh. That would just be sucky. If a girl decides to get all fresh with Spence though, I'm sure he'll be able to fend her off.
No, Spence has an uncomfortable situation
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woot, officially started the drive like 2 hours ago and it's up to $10.
he looks like he's 13 years old.
A girl named Jocelin ended up winning the thingy for $30. She came to my friend's little new year's eve get together thing and i effed up BADLY. Barely got her in the vid. Still kicking myself about it.
http://snipurl.com/bq4m
wait, did you want to get more of her in the vid or were you trying not to get her in the vid?
how'd the date go?
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yea wanted more of her
She left after 15 min or so. I wish you guys could've been there to see it. Their eyes locked from across the room...it was love at first sight. yep yep.how'd the date go?
was he with her?
so they never had "a date"?
what did she look like? hard to see.
She left after 15 minutes? I think your boy needs help in how to keep the woman entertained, instead of playing poker with the guys...
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