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    Funny story my students told me...

    One of my students was telling me about his funny high school moments and he told me one I thought I'd share.

    He and his friends obtained some viagara that they crushed into fine powered form and then placed to dissolve in the gatorade of the opposing wrestling team. Needless to say they won the match.

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    would that really work that quickly? I don't know anything about Viagra. and how did they get it to the other team?

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    Slipping drugs to people is *never* funny.
    "eh, take your opinion and shove it... somewhere else other than this thread" ~ welfareloser

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    I have no idea if it's true or not... I'm just giving you the visual image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paymaster
    Slipping drugs to people is *never* funny.
    Says you!

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    as if wrestling isn't already homoerotic enough. now, you've got a bunch of guys in spandex running around with boners.

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    As a teacher shouldn't you have reported this? Normally Drugs and slipping it to people is a serious charge.
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    i believe he's a professor and his college students were telling him high school stories.

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    yup... I don't even know where they went to high school.

    Considering it would be my word versus theirs with myself having no proof... what is the point?

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    I imagine it takes a good 20 minutes just like asprin.
    Does Viagra force you to have an erection. I thought it only enabled you to. Now, I can't imagine how they obtained the viagra or tampered with the tamper proof caps. I'm guessing the story is ... BS
    As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.

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    It sounds a little bit homo-erotic to me. Giving viagra to the guy you're about to wrestle? That sounds like a horrible idea. How can you concentrate on pinning someone when you got some guy's member stabbing you in the side
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    Sounds apocryphal to me. Not to ruin a good story, but it sounds a little too made up/urban legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantacuzene
    Sounds apocryphal to me. Not to ruin a good story, but it sounds a little too made up/urban legend.
    Only Canta could find a way to use the word "apocryphal" in a thread about Viagra, wrasslin', and boners.

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    Viagra takes about 20 minutes to work in pill form, and yes it will give you a stiffy, whether you want it or not. a nice side effect is a raging . . . headache

    "Nija is the dark soul of gotapex. We don't like to talk about him." - LPMiller

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    Quote Originally Posted by eSDeeLoco
    It sounds a little bit homo-erotic to me. Giving viagra to the guy you're about to wrestle? That sounds like a horrible idea. How can you concentrate on pinning someone when you got some guy's member stabbing you in the side

    post of the DAY. Thread of the week...

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    Quote Originally Posted by brainsmile
    yup... I don't even know where they went to high school.

    Considering it would be my word versus theirs with myself having no proof... what is the point?
    oh ok, yeah college is a different animal than HS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nija
    Viagra takes about 20 minutes to work in pill form, and yes it will give you a stiffy, whether you want it or not. a nice side effect is a raging . . . headache
    Which begs the question:

    Got|Personal experience in the matter?
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    The truth is, anyone can be a wolf in sheep's clothes. Except maybe Hillary. That's a wolf in a slightly less attractive wolf's clothing.

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    yes

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    This is the funniest thread ever. The thought of a bunch of guys in spandex with boners is so hot. Wrestle me!! Thanks for the fantasy Whitak.

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    well supposedly the funny thing is they are wearing cups while erect

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnLee
    Which begs the question:

    Got|Personal experience in the matter?
    And also begs the question: If so, do you have a hookup? I've heard it eliminates the "recovery time".

    Quote Originally Posted by exigent_chick
    The thought of a bunch of guys in spandex with boners is so hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream
    And also begs the question: If so, do you have a hookup? I've heard it eliminates the "recovery time".
    I really don't want to go into it, but it was really easy to legally get them.

    She must have loved the 80's. . .

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    Eek

    Quote Originally Posted by brainsmile
    well supposedly the funny thing is they are wearing cups while erect
    I would imagine that would be VERY painful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nija
    I really don't want to go into it, but it was really easy to legally get them.
    Online prescription?
    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteNothing
    The truth is, anyone can be a wolf in sheep's clothes. Except maybe Hillary. That's a wolf in a slightly less attractive wolf's clothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ialsohaveadream
    And also begs the question: If so, do you have a hookup? I've heard it eliminates the "recovery time".
    you mean down time?
    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnLee
    Online prescription?
    i heard half of viagra acquired online is fake...

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    i hear directly from a guy who took it that if you have "normal functionality" that it's a nightmare to take viagra. erections that won't go away, can't finish the deal, etc.

    he likened it to whiskey-dick.
    yeah, pretty much we missed the boat on that one. but it's still here. get you some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnLee
    Online prescription?
    Nope, I told my doctor what was going on, and he prescribed me some.

    "Nija is the dark soul of gotapex. We don't like to talk about him." - LPMiller

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    Quote Originally Posted by whitak24
    as if wrestling isn't already homoerotic enough. now, you've got a bunch of guys in spandex running around with boners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nija
    Viagra takes about 20 minutes to work in pill form, and yes it will give you a stiffy, whether you want it or not. a nice side effect is a raging . . . headache
    i thought you still had to be turned on to get an erection with viagra.
    so it's like insta-boner after 20 minutes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel
    i thought you still had to be turned on to get an erection with viagra.
    so it's like insta-boner after 20 minutes?
    I was just sitting there watching tv, and when I got up to get something to drink from the fridge, i noticed Nija Jr. wanted to come out and play. It was like insta-hard. Shortly, thereafter, I received one of the worst headaches I've ever had. Which was repeated the next few times I tried taking it. So I can't confirm or deny what happens afterwards, because I never had sex.

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