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    What's your favorite skit?

    i'm looking for some skits to do for the youth group. what are some of your favorites?

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    the kids at church today did o. henry's "gift of the magi". that's a good one given the season.

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    Who's on first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoniMan
    i'm looking for some skits to do for the youth group. what are some of your favorites?
    just random funny skits? or ones with a certain message?

    btw...I work with a youth group too.

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    man, all those years as a cub scout/boy scout and i can't think of squat.
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    pebbles......



    hey what were you doing - throwing pebbles in the water
    hey what were you doing -throwing pebbles against the wall
    hey what were you doing - throwing pebbles off a cliff

    etc....

    who are you - "i'm pebbles"
    i have become comfortably numb......

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    anything monty python would work great....

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    cowbell!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon
    just random funny skits? or ones with a certain message?

    btw...I work with a youth group too.
    something funny is what i'm looking for, i can always figure out what msg to include...

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    This one is my favorite:

    http://www.body-builders.org/index.php?show=7
    More can be found on their site...they are not all religous...this is just my favorite overall....

    Actors Usually four but two are also able to play it

    Equipment The chair, be careful not to break it (I know it's easy in this skit )

    The warning page on one side says "Don't touch" on another "Sin"

    Costumes No special costumes required.
    Action The chair is on the scene and there's warning on the chair: "Don't Touch" Person comes to the chair and observe it with the question "why don't touch" After while he's getting temptation to break the rule "Don't touch" and he carefully as a thief takes the warning off the chair then he touches the chair and realizes that he sticks to the chair. Another person passes by and sees the first one while the first tries to show that nothing special is going on, he just looks in the sky. Person II invites person I to the disco or anywhere else and without success leaves him. Person I grabs the chair with another hand and tries to release himself but another hand sticks to the chair and person III passes over. Person I makes a look that his doing sport exercise and person III invites him to the sport jam person I refuses and person III leaves the scene. During the trying the release himself person I sits on the chair and gets even in more trouble. Here a Christian person comes with the Bible and tries to help to person I, he grabs him for the head and for the foot but nothing helps, so Christian decides to pray. While Christian is praying person I is laughing on him and points on him by the finger, and suddenly realizes that his hand is free and here he asks Christian to pray even more, another hand is free and finally whole body is free and now person I wants to read the Bible and Christian finds the warning page that was on the chair and shows another side of this page which says "Sin".

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    Here's one of my favorites from my 4-H days:

    Props: Stool or chair with *clear* glass of water, toothpaste and toothbrush.

    Person 1 walks on stage acting like they've just woken up. Takes toothpaste and brush. Puts toothpaste on brush and brushes their teeth. Drinks from glass, gargles, and spits it back in the glass. Walks off stage.

    Person 2 walks on stage acting like they've just woken up. Does the exact same thing (yes, with the same glass and now "used" water.) Walks off stage.

    Person 3 walks on stage and does the exact same thing with the even dirtier water! Starts to walk away, stops, looks back at the water, kind of shrugs their sholders, grabs the glass of water and drinks it down.

    Yes, when we used to do this, *I* was person number 3!

    As far as a message is concerned... Um, maybe a good message on purity?

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    favorite skit? In a van, down by the river!!

    though i don't think a farley skit like that would work heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kb0wwp
    Here's one of my favorites from my 4-H days:

    Props: Stool or chair with *clear* glass of water, toothpaste and toothbrush.

    Person 1 walks on stage acting like they've just woken up. Takes toothpaste and brush. Puts toothpaste on brush and brushes their teeth. Drinks from glass, gargles, and spits it back in the glass. Walks off stage.

    Person 2 walks on stage acting like they've just woken up. Does the exact same thing (yes, with the same glass and now "used" water.) Walks off stage.

    Person 3 walks on stage and does the exact same thing with the even dirtier water! Starts to walk away, stops, looks back at the water, kind of shrugs their sholders, grabs the glass of water and drinks it down.

    Yes, when we used to do this, *I* was person number 3!

    As far as a message is concerned... Um, maybe a good message on purity?
    That is COOL!!!!
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    favorite skit? In a van, down by the river!!

    though i don't think a farley skit like that would work heh.
    You'd be surprised. You can adapt that to nearly any situation.
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    The the Worst Aide one is pretty good.
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