twas the night before christmas and all through the house...........
(this is where you add the next line)
twas the night before christmas and all through the house...........
(this is where you add the next line)
i have become comfortably numb......
everyone was drinking, even the mouse
"So cheers alland remember, don't mistake my old age for maturity. Just because I grow old does not mean I grow up.
" -Merlin
"Now that your limelight has been sufficently trashed I will leave"- Nija
Each religion has got their own way of making you feel like a victim. The Christians say 'you are a sinner', and you better just zip up your trousers and give the money to the pope and we'll give you a room up in the hotel in the sky.
~Timothy Leary
The stockings were hung-over by the chimney with Alka-Seltzer.
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
Galileo Galilei
and i was too drunk to be able to find a rhyme with seltzer
Ya know... I thought about that... Sorry... I'll try again...Originally Posted by RoniMan
The stockings were hung-over by the chimney like me...
It's wide open RoniMan!
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
Galileo Galilei
in hopes that St Nicholas made it to the potty before he had to pee
When up on the rooftop there arose such a clatter
I yelled at the kids saying, "Hey what are you after?
If Santa doesen't find you sleeping,
Your toys he'll be keeping."
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"We're not looking for Santa" they cried,
"a tree fell on a power line, and an old man got fried!"
I looked at the accident as they continued their banter,
"Hey! That's no old man! That crispy critter is Santa!"
I sprang to the phone book to find 911,
'cause a crispy fried Santa just ain't any fun.
Then away to the liquor I flew like a flash,
Saint Nick's still-a-smolderin' and he may need a splash.
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
Galileo Galilei
druing my dash towards Santa I tripped and I fell,
the next thing I remeber was the horrible smell,
his smoldering clothes glowed orage with ember,
as the bottle broke, the bright flash I remember,
as his suit set ablaze with a bright shining gleam,
Santa bellowed out a great gurgling scream,
"Kids! Get in the house! Go tell your ma!"
"Tell her to get out here...and put on a bra!"
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