I woke up this morning at 6am and with a lot of bloating. At first I thought it was the ice cream I had last night over a friend's house but I never knew I was lactose intolerant. Then I began to have diarrhea and I was blowing chunks. So stuff is spewing out of me from both ends. Then I got really cold and I was having chills. I don't think ice cream can do this so I think I might have caught a bug. I feel horrible.
"I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman."
-Royal Tenebaum
"Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I would do everything to her, I don't care what she looks like. I would wreck that chick."
-Brian from the Family Guy after Peter asked him whether he would have sex with Lois.
take some of this STAT!
Feel better soon!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
This has been a big season for STomach Virus's...feel better-stay on that B.R.A.T diet and you should be ok soon enough.
Clear liquids till tolerating food..then BANANAS,RICE,APPLES AND TOAST..mmmm
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