18 NURSES PREGNANT AFTER REST HOME VIAGRA PARTY
By NED NEWMAN
A rest home has been forced to close and the owners are expecting to get their brains sued out after 18 nurses, aides, assistants and orderlies got pregnant following a "Viagra party" for the facility's elderly patients!
"It was supposed to be a morale booster -- and now we're out of business," says Mary Stinson, a receptionist who lost her job when the owners of Merry Rest Retirement Home, in Los Angeles, announced they were shutting down under pressure from the State of California.
"I told them they were crazy to give those old goats all those pills, but did they listen to me? No!"
The party that was held in mid-August lasted as long as the erection drug held out, which, according to sources, was about four hours.
Although there were plenty of elderly women the old guys could have lured into the sack, they went instead for curvy young nurses and aides, many of whom, it is reported, were drunk.
A spokesman for Merry Rest confirmed in a prepared statement that 18 employees are now pregnant and that DNA testing to match them with the fathers is now under way.
Published on: 01/27/2005