Still at work, no end in sight

[LegendKiller]

Finishing up what could be the biggest project for my career here. CD treasury is crapping a brick waiting for it to be done and my eyes are sore. I am taking a break. I think I am going to be here until 1am...or later. Somebody tell a joke or I am going to kill myself with my HP-12C by gouging my eyes out with it.

[welfareloser]

what's brown and has holes in it?

swiss sh!t.




what's the german word for constipation?

fahrvonpoopen. (this was actually funny when vw used the word "fahrvergnuegen" in thier ad campaign...)






oh, wait... did you mean good jokes?

[Jenny]

Good luck LK! Hope you get it finished early. heh

[whitak24]

yo mama so fat, when she jumps for joy.....


she get stuck!!!

[Jeffbx]

What did one casket say to the other?

"Is that you coffin'?"

[cheapie]

Somebody tell a joke or I am going to kill myself with my HP-12C by gouging my eyes out with it.

would that really kill you? you'd be blind, but it's unlikely you'd die. unless you stepped out into traffic because of it.

[whitak24]

so, lk, did you get your work done ok? hope so.

if not, here's another joke:

what did the mommy light bulb say to the baby light bulb?

oh child, you light up my life!

[LegendKiller]

Yeah, I got out of there at 1130, I was too tired and eyesore to post.

Thanks guys, the jokes helped