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    The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes!!!!

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, . "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

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    Did you ever forgive your boyfriend? J/K

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    ROFLMAO! This joke is really funny!

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    This has been posted a couple of times before, but it's been a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markel
    This has been posted a couple of times before, but it's been a while.

    And that would be because this joke is older than I am and the only thing around older than me is the dirt.
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    yea...i thought i read this one before somewhere...

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    i've actually never heard it before... and it is a GOOD one!
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    Good one
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    Great stuff. I got to share it with a friend in Austin while on the phone and we had a good laugh, Thanks>
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