S/ this is soo funny i just have to share it

[doolittle]

i guess i should just post the email i got from a vendor that sent me a bunch of worthless crap, 2 days ago i got this package to sell to members of our lapidary club. as soon as i got it, i informed her as nice as i could that i wouldent be able to sell this stuff for more than she paid for the shipping, but i would show it to some people and see what i could do. and then i get this email today.....

"dear billy I don't know why you are being like this..I took pictures of everything I sent you. are you trying to tell me that the piece of malachite isn't worth 15.00. please remember I have been in this business along time and I know what everything is worth. look up the prices on amber. if you cant sell what I sent to you keep the Picasso and your bag of chalcedony and send the rest back. unless you relies that you receive 25% commission on all that you sell.. if need be I will wire your post office money to have it sent back..I am real confused of why you are treating me like I am stupid. I know the prices of everything. I sent you. lets get this matter cleared up. at least email me back maybe something in your life isn't medically specking is wrong. I sure would understand that..Kathy"

so i took a deep breath and screamed F****K what the hell does "your life isn't medically specking is wrong." mean anyways?? and ran to the post office and sent her the package back.. here is my responce if anyone is interested.

"hello kathy i just got your emails. ive been busy with the club last couple days. i have no problem sending them back, i took them to our casting class last night, no luck selling them. no reason to get hostile about this. ill send um back today. i am sorry that i cant sell them. but i did tell you that these pink and white peices werent worth much.. i sent you many pics, i tried to give you an idea what we are getting here before you sent out the package. anyways ill send them back this afternoon and dont worry about the charges."

kill em with kindness
she imediatly apoligized in 4 different emails and im getting a check for the shipping
some peoples children jeez!

[doolittle]

this is what were talking about. rough gems but this is what she sent me a bunch of yard rocks..


now she is offering me free webspace and she has sent me 14 e-mails today alone.
i still havent found out what "maybe something in your life isn't medically specking is wrong." means i guess its her way of calling me a mental case or somthing.
bill cob at ebay told her not to contact their customer support any longer cuase he fired them all. lol amazing thing is she bought it.