Josh went to bed a few minutes ago. He called downstairs just now and here's how the conversation went:
Josh, "Can you come upstairs so we can talk?"
Dad, "What do you need to talk about?"
Josh, "Guy stuff."
So that in and of itself had me nearly rolling on the floor laughing. Scott went up and was up there for 3 or 4 minutes then came back down and their conversation had me in fits.
Josh, "You know my cough? It might be contagious. I don't know if I should go to school tomorrow."
Dad, "Your mom and I will talk about it and will tell you in the morning."
Dad, "Why was that guy stuff?"
Josh, "Cause mom's a GIRL! Girls are my arch-enemy."
Scott then went on to explain that moms were in a completely different category of "girls".
But damn. I was just dying. lol