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    suckage: major humiliation(kinda funny hehe)

    Here's the scenario. I'm waiting for the bell to ring after geometry class(it takes SO long), and i notice that some girl is wearing glasses. A lot of girls have been wearing fake glasses, so i wondered it they are real or not. Now this girl has kind of a "reputation", and her private life is no secret. Just out of curiosity, i asked her, "Are those fake?", and gestured twords the glasses that she had at chest level. she gawked at me. A second later, i was the laughing stock of the entire class, but i still think it was pretty funny. i tried to explain my innocent mistake, but eh!

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    haha!

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    haha Smooth! lol
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    Who wears fake glasses? And Why?
    :monkey:

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    too funny. like when i was in the drive-thru at mcd a month or so ago. i bought two happy meal toys...buzz and woody. i got to the front window and the guy handed me two buzzes. i said, naw...i just need one. she already gave me a woody.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin
    Who wears fake glasses? And Why?
    Artsy hipster glasses make cute girls super cute. Witness: Lisa Loeb.

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    /me pats Nate on the back for the double entendre

    Good one... The force is strong in this one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cheapie
    too funny. like when i was in the drive-thru at mcd a month or so ago. i bought two happy meal toys...buzz and woody. i got to the front window and the guy handed me two buzzes. i said, naw...i just need one. she already gave me a woody.


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    loloololololololllll

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    LOL man I had to read it twice to get it didn't see the chest part LOLOLOLOLOL

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    good one hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFury
    /me pats Nate on the back for the double entendre

    Good one... The force is strong in this one.
    i think he'll fit nicely into the ranks
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    that is hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin
    Who wears fake glasses? And Why?
    Idiots who think glasses make them look smart and fashionable. The true idiots are those who wear contacts and then wear fake glasses over them.
    Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.

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    You people crack me up.

    Quote Originally Posted by molecularfire
    Idiots who think glasses make them look smart and fashionable. The true idiots are those who wear contacts and then wear fake glasses over them.
    Do people actually do that? Would it be super bad if let's say I got laser surgery and then wore fake glasses?

    Note: I did get laser surgery but I do not wear fake glasses.

    Side Note: I do think glasses make some ladies much hotter.

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    No really, I was looking at your.... ()() glasses, .

    And I want some fake glasses so that I can go from nerdy to super nerdy! Yeaaaaah!

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    Some people look better with glasses on than off. A friend of mine fits into this caragory, and got lasik for the convience, but prefers to wear glasses. Sunglasses also more convient, since she doesn;t need to buy prescription sunglasses.

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    I dunno... I guess some girls look cuter with glasses on but IMO I find most girls to be at their most attractive when my glasses are off. Really makes the butterfaces pretty darn hot.
    Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.

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