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    Shaquille O'Neal, basketball star and undercover officer

    Thu May 26, 7:47 AM ET

    MIAMI - He's Shaquille O'Neal, basketball star and undercover officer.
    The 7-foot-1, 325-pound
    Miami Heat center, who has a fascination with law enforcement, was recently sworn in as a U.S. deputy marshal. He spent six hours on a Saturday afternoon with Miami Beach police investigators helping with cases.

    O'Neal has joined a
    Department of Justice task force that tracks down sexual predators who target children on the Internet.

    He is becoming familiar with the techniques and software that officers use to track down the predators, said Miami Beach Police Chief Don De Lucca. And he spends countless hours on his home computer, logging into the police network and learning the ropes.

    "I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet," O'Neal said recently.

    After being traded from the
    Los Angeles Lakers to Miami, O'Neal contacted Miami Beach police about becoming a reserve officer. He drops by the department regularly for one-on-one instruction, speaks to De Lucca at least once a week, and is a few training hours shy of being certified to make arrests, conduct search warrants and carry a .40-caliber pistol.

    "Everyone knows the love I have for the people who defend the streets and the people who defend our country, the armed forces, the Army, Navy, Marines. I want to do something like that, help the community," O'Neal said. "I want to really learn the business."

    O'Neal has been interested in law enforcement since he was a teen. He was raised by a stepfather who was an Army sergeant. Two of his uncles worked in law enforcement.

    While playing for the Lakers, he went through the police academy and became a reserve officer with the Los Angeles Port Police.

    During the 2000 offseason, he rode along with the Orange County Sheriff's Office in Florida. They recovered three stolen cars and made a handful of arrests.

    "Shaq's interest in police work is very real," De Lucca said. "He'd be a great undercover guy.

    "Obviously, we're not going to send him out to buy dope, but he can do surveillance, he can do Internet crimes. He has an incredible thirst for information, he's street-smart, and he's a communicator and leader. I just hope it's not my job he comes after, or I'm in trouble."
    Im glad that Last Paragraph was there.. Cause I was reading it like "WTF? Undercover??! " lol..


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    Even if he wasn't a star....it's kinda hard not to notice a 7' 1'' 325lb person....
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    Yeah...undercover...WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GraingerGuy
    Even if he wasn't a star....it's kinda hard not to notice a 7' 1'' 325lb person....
    yeah, i know...
    "I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet," O'Neal said recently.
    undercover? as what? a basketball player?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornMonkey
    undercover? as what? a basketball player?
    Ah ha! I just thought of it!

    With all the athletes that are doing drugs these days...he could go "undercover" as "Shaquelle O'Neal trying to buy drugs"!!!

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    I think thats why they put in there that it would be like "Undercover Internet Operations" ... and such .. Cause I doubt people will mistake him for someone else.. LOL.. But yeah.. He might get away with the " Hey man.. I Wanna buy some Cocaine.. Im Shaquille Man.. Don't you Recognize me??" .. but not after the Articles that have already Ousted Him from that Role


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thesifer
    He might get away with the " Hey man.. I Wanna buy some Cocaine.. Im Shaquille Man.. Don't you Recognize me??" .. but not after the Articles that have already Ousted Him from that Role
    You never know man. Though some of the more "intelligent" people I've known were druggies, most of them fry their brain so much their logic goes askew after a few years. Hell I think all Shaq would have to do is put on his purple pimp suit and walk around as Huggy Bear and he'd be able score some major dope.
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